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05-04-2008, 08:54 PM | #2 |
Woman should only make babies
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05-04-2008, 08:54 PM | #3 | |
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05-04-2008, 09:01 PM | #4 |
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My advice is to avoid relationships at all costs.
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05-05-2008, 12:43 AM | #5 | |
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The answer..I like to do whatever I want to do, whenever I want to do it, under my own conditions. Having a GF is like having a mother. They always keep tabs on you and yell at you at all costs. I go nuts after about a few weeks of seriously seeing each other. Maybe I'm just one of the most selfish human beings on the face of the planet though. I'm not sure
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05-05-2008, 12:45 AM | #6 | |
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05-05-2008, 12:48 AM | #7 |
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05-05-2008, 12:50 AM | #8 |
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05-05-2008, 12:48 AM | #9 | |
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I've been married, a relationship that lasted a total of 6 years, and to this day I don't know wtf I was thinking. Not that there aren't positive points to having a steady chick, but life seems so much less complicated and so much more enjoyable this way. And kids. God. I'm way too selfish to even contemplate that. It would be a disaster. I'd be the worst dad ever. "Take yourself to soccer practice, I have a raid going. Oh, right, you're six, you can't drive. Well, if you want to play that bad, prove it and walk". |
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05-05-2008, 06:08 AM | #10 |
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Not true in all cases.
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05-05-2008, 09:02 AM | #11 |
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Would you please enlighten us on the all of the delights and dangers when using GI Joe with Kung Fu grip?
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05-04-2008, 09:04 PM | #14 |
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I need advise on how to avoid taking advise whose advice might be clouded by the advice of his sexually attractive mother, whose advise is somewhat deceived by me...because I'm having regular sexual intercourse with her.
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05-05-2008, 01:37 AM | #15 | |
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Goatse: "You see, the key to a successful marriage is much like eating an orange." Us: "If i wanted to see a man eat an orange i would have taken thr orange eating class." A simpsons quote for those noobs out there... |
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