Life How do you tell a girl - Page 11

HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 05:15 PM

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 11-03-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Pablo doesn't **** around, which means he must provide something to get exactly what he wants.

He's one of those 5' 4" dudes with a 14 inch cock I'm guessing.

Delano · 11-03-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ROR

He's one of those 5' 4" dudes with a 14 inch cock I'm guessing.

Akward..
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**luv** · 11-03-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Do the carpets match the drapes?

I'm thinking he doesn't want carpet. I mean, she should know that hardwoods are easier to keep clean and go with whatever color drapes she likes.

**Shogun** · 11-03-2010, 08:21 PM

**Nzoner** · 11-03-2010, 08:21 PM

Serious answer,back in the 80's my steady gf was neat but not shaved and even then I wanted a clean pvssy so I was lucky enough to find a pictorial in an adult mag of a guy helping a girl with the project.That Saturday before going out I showed it to her and told her how fun and sensual it looked and that "WE" should try this together.Later that night at the bar shortly before heading to her place I leaned over and reminded her about my suggestion.

So there I am lying in bed wondering wth was taking her so long when she came in the bedroom carrying all the works for the project.After a brief lecture on how I'd best be damn careful I went to work and all I'll say is that night's session was focking incredible.

Good luck.

memyselfI · 11-03-2010, 08:38 PM

I'm hoping that you are practicing what you preach and are keeping things in order as well. If not, then lead by example or stop whining.

stevieray · 11-03-2010, 08:41 PM

I'm reminded of an Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhyme

**luv** · 11-03-2010, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

I'm reminded of an Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhyme

The only one I remember is Old Mother Hubbard.

Demonpenz · 11-03-2010, 08:51 PM

Slayer Diablo · 11-03-2010, 08:59 PM

Start a conversation for what to do during the weekend. Talk about how you have a great plan lined up. Then in a progressively suave manner, list off the items like this: [slightly romantic activity], [romantic activity], shave her tw**, and then make love until the early morning.

...and you gotta say "shave your tw**" so it sounds like foreplay AND emphasizes that you're doing it together.

S&BJW · 11-03-2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

Good God man.....you need to come to a football forum to ask that? SOB...

Just tell mom your sister isn`t keeping clean.....

(huck yuck, knee slap)

stevieray · 11-03-2010, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Pedestrian

Start a conversation for what to do during the weekend. Talk about how you have a great plan lined up. Then in a progressively suave manner, list off the items like this: [slightly romantic activity], [romantic activity], shave her tw**, and then make love until the early morning.

...and you gotta say "shave your tw**" so it sounds like foreplay AND emphasizes that you're doing it together.

I don't think twat sounds like foreplay...more like no play...good idea..just use a different term..like kootchie junction, etc..

booger · 11-03-2010, 09:06 PM

Chiefs Rool · 11-03-2010, 09:08 PM

you should be glad it wasn't kept up. If you weren't intimate, then there should have been no reason for her to trim or shave it. BUT, now that you finally got to home base, you would expect her to be trimmed for next time. At least that would be how I would think about it.

**chasedude** · 11-03-2010, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

I'm reminded of an Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhyme

Mary, Mary quite contrary... Trim that bush it's too damn hairy! OOOoooooh!!

11-03-2010, 05:15 PM
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OC, California Casino cash: $1565760	How do you tell a girl So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off. Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Serious answer,back in the 80's my steady gf was neat but not shaved and even then I wanted a clean pvssy so I was lucky enough to find a pictorial in an adult mag of a guy helping a girl with the project.That Saturday before going out I showed it to her and told her how fun and sensual it looked and that "WE" should try this together.Later that night at the bar shortly before heading to her place I leaned over and reminded her about my suggestion. So there I am lying in bed wondering wth was taking her so long when she came in the bedroom carrying all the works for the project.After a brief lecture on how I'd best be damn careful I went to work and all I'll say is that night's session was focking incredible. Good luck. __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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Chiefs Rool Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Top City Casino cash: $10004900	you should be glad it wasn't kept up. If you weren't intimate, then there should have been no reason for her to trim or shave it. BUT, now that you finally got to home base, you would expect her to be trimmed for next time. At least that would be how I would think about it.
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