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Joe Montana saves his grandchild from kidnapper
Legendary NFL quarterback Joe Montana stopped a woman attempting to abduct his baby grandchild from a California home, a report said Sunday.
A 39-year-old woman used an unlocked door to let herself into a Los Angeles County home where the former San Francisco 49ers star was staying with his family around 5 p.m. Saturday, TMZ Sports reported, citing law-enforcement sources. The alleged intruder snatched the baby from the arms of another woman and fled to another part of the home, the report said. Neither of the women was identified by name in the report. The would-be kidnapper made her way to another part of the home, where she was met by the 64-year-old Hall of Famer and his wife. They wrestled the tot away from the woman, who fled the home, according to TMZ Sports. LA Country sheriff’s deputies happened to be on the block for an unrelated matter, and were flagged down by someone from the home, the report said. The suspect was nabbed a few blocks away and charged with kidnapping and burglary. “Thank you to everyone who has reached out,” wrote Montana in a brief statement posted to Instagram. “Scary situation, but thankful that everybody is doing well. We appreciate respect for our privacy at this time.” https://nypost.com/2020/09/27/joe-mo...by-grandchild/ |
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09-27-2020, 04:27 PM | #2 |
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How does that even happen with Joe Montana money?
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09-27-2020, 04:28 PM | #3 |
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Cool Joe with a HOF saving play!
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09-27-2020, 04:29 PM | #4 |
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I posted that in the football game thread.
But -Holy Cow! So fricking crazy.
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09-27-2020, 04:37 PM | #5 |
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Joe was concussed after giving police the info. He’ll be out next week.
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09-27-2020, 04:40 PM | #6 |
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Joe should’ve beat the **** out of her
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09-27-2020, 04:42 PM | #7 |
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Thinking it would make his elbow swell up.
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09-27-2020, 04:51 PM | #8 |
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Joe was wrestling the baby away, when he glanced at a BBQ in the neighbors backyard and said “hey, is that John C. Reilly?”
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09-27-2020, 04:55 PM | #9 |
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I wonder if Joe looked out the window and said “hey, is that John Candy” and then while the woman was distracted he grabbed his grandchild from her.
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09-27-2020, 04:56 PM | #10 |
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Damn you, MVChiefFan!!
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09-27-2020, 04:59 PM | #11 |
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LOL Meh, yours is quality, there’s room for both. Same joke but different angles. I didn’t go with John Candy because he’s dead and I wanted a hint of realism.
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09-27-2020, 05:15 PM | #12 |
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Good work by Joe Cool.
Is it kidnapping if she never got out of the house, though? What's the rule?
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09-27-2020, 05:23 PM | #13 |
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Maybe more of a kid-relocation.
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09-27-2020, 05:35 PM | #14 |
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09-27-2020, 05:36 PM | #15 |
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