Who is the hottest dude on the team?

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by lewdog

McDuffie, Kelce or Butker for sure. They are really the only three choices.

Excuse me, have you SEEN Mike Pennel?!?

In all seriousness, I think those three would get the most votes from the general population.

McDuffie’s pretty as hell and I think he’s got grey eyes or something, Kelce is obviously tall and probably the most classically handsome on the team, and Butker’s look and style is always well put together.

Though I did see a video of Pacheco on Facebook during the playoffs and was surprised by the number of middle aged Midwestern moms who were thirsting over him. He is a handsome dude and his skin is basically perfect, nary a blemish on his face. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Excuse me, have you SEEN Mike Pennel?!?

In all seriousness, I think those three would get the most votes from the general population.

McDuffie’s pretty as hell and I think he’s got grey eyes or something, Kelce is obviously tall and probably the most classically handsome on the team, and Butker’s look and style is always well put together.

Though I did see a video of Pacheco on Facebook during the playoffs and was surprised by the number of middle aged Midwestern moms who were thirsting over him. He is a handsome dude and his skin is basically perfect, nary a blemish on his face. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

My mom is 70 years old, white and thinks Pacheco is VERY cute.

I wouldn't have put him on the radar.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by BWillie

McDuffie or Kelce I would imagine.

Definitely isnt Mahomes

But its difficult to judge guys looks if ur not a polesmoker

*judges guys*

*says only gay dudes judge guys*

Lolllllllll

Originally Posted by lewdog

My mom is 70 years old, white and thinks Pacheco is VERY cute.

I wouldn't have put him on the radar.

Of all the social media posts I’ve seen about Mahomes, I’ve never seen that level of thirst. I’m sure he’s not upset but I’m assuming most women just don’t find Patty all that attractive.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

*judges guys*

*says only gay dudes judge guys*

Lolllllllll



Of all the social media posts I’ve seen about Mahomes, I’ve never seen that level of thirst. I’m sure he’s not upset but I’m assuming most women just don’t find Patty all that attractive.

I am unable to get a boner while looking at any naked man or any man in general. I'm not sure what to tell you. You could try to pay me 10M to screw a dude, I literally would not be able to perform to achieve the feat.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

*judges guys*

*says only gay dudes judge guys*

Lolllllllll



Of all the social media posts I’ve seen about Mahomes, I’ve never seen that level of thirst. I’m sure he’s not upset but I’m assuming most women just don’t find Patty all that attractive.

Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by -King-

Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.

Are there a lot of women who would end up in the "guilty teacher" thread if they'd made a different career choice?

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by -King-

Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.

This is hilarious, actually. The ex and all her football watching girlfriends swoon over Pacheco, so can confirm. Haha.

[DaNewGuy]

Harrison Butker. He looks like the type of guy to say thank you after you had sex with him