Poop AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck - Page 4

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 10:56 AM

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

Nickhead · 08-16-2019, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

how else can one make a good quality gravy without it?

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

Since we're gaining some distance from it now, I'll disclose that my flip flopping was due to...artistic differences...with the other members of the band there for a while. I've always liked helping where I can on the backend, but the frontend discussions were a bit obnoxious there for a while. This group's great, though, so all is well in mod land.

But hello, n00b. Pull up a chair and stay a while.

Artistic Differences....well played

TLO · 08-16-2019, 05:09 PM

Where's my MS paint drawing?

MTG#10 · 08-16-2019, 05:19 PM

This guy has definitely boned my ex

chiefanz · 08-16-2019, 05:52 PM

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

**TimBone** · 08-16-2019, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickhead

I cant decide if this needs a NSFW tag.

**TimBone** · 08-16-2019, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?

We'll have to see the vid to decide.

Naptown Chief · 08-16-2019, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefanz

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

Do you gargle before you swallow, or are you a straight shooter? Well, as straight as cocksucking can be at any rate..

Naptown Chief · 08-16-2019, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naptown Chief

Do you gargle before you swallow, or are you a straight shooter? Well, as straight as cocksucking can be at any rate..

That was not nice of me.. Perhaps you prefer being cream pied?

Naptown Chief · 08-16-2019, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naptown Chief

That was not nice of me.. Perhaps you prefer being cream pied?

Also not nice of me. I hope you have a lovely weekend, friend!

Kman34 · 08-16-2019, 08:35 PM

Good to meet you... Hold my beer...

Nickhead · 08-16-2019, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

I cant decide if this needs a NSFW tag.

TLO · 08-16-2019, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefanz

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

Good lord. I think we've found the ultimate lurker.

**BigRedChief** · 08-16-2019, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

I aint figured out shit. Except maybe your thinking we are going to launch a noob of the year award and you want that trophy?

patteeu · 08-16-2019, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

Good lord. I think we've found the ultimate lurker.

Every once in a while, his cat accidentally hits the submit button.

08-16-2019, 10:56 AM
HayWire Retired Bearcat Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SWMO Casino cash: $5292400	AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck Antifreeze Your Mom Eat a Bag O' dicks Dammit Carl!! Burning Aids Tree Shit, Did I miss any? Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved. AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix. While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me). There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board: daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod? clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the **. Simply Red: I Love You Too..... AC: Thank you for everything you do. Nickhead: Lay off that Roo Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed BRC: You'll figure it out Rainman: My God, you're a legend titty meat billay: I've never understood. edave: Spacebound scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho? sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will. bob dole: I'll PM you black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here? My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, **ing Carr in that ass, and shoes. Thanks bitches,
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08-16-2019, 05:09 PM	#48
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1924900	Where's my MS paint drawing?
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08-16-2019, 05:19 PM	#49
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08-16-2019, 05:52 PM	#50
chiefanz Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Sherman,Texas Casino cash: $5456777	Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.
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08-16-2019, 08:35 PM	#56
Kman34 My Mamma Says Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion Casino cash: $1981786 VARSITY	Good to meet you... Hold my beer... __________________ SFC... Stay ****ing Calm..
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