Does KC Wolf have the diabeetus?

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

i thought this was a nickhead thread it's so shitty

We could try and make it into something, or not. Any Dr's in the house? No, okay let's examine the facts.

1. K.C. Wolf is probably a male, Grey Wolf/giant racoon/John Goodman hybrid or a human in a Grey Wolf costume. Externally the patient appears to be morbidly obese which is not surprising as he lives in captivity either as a wolf or maybe he's married. Despite his hulking and jolly physique, patient displays a surprising level of speed and agility, moreover he leads an active lifestyle, doesn't smoke or drink. He is however prone to fits of self destructive behavior and rage especially against the other team. Has anyone looked at his feet?