Let's talk about the Texans

[KCUnited]

I can’t help but anticipate some chuck it deep, drive sustaining DPI.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

I can’t help but anticipate some chuck it deep, drive sustaining DPI.

I suspect many of them will happen as the D-line gives endless amounts of time for some D penalty materializes in the secondary. DPI, DH, IC, one of the three will be called a lot when the D-line gets punched in the face play after play after play. Because they aren't strong enough...

But who knows, maybe they'll eat their Wheaties and kick some ass for a change. That would be nice.

[Hammock Parties]

sounds like Saunders is starting at DT

FWIW: 1st D-Line players up were Okafor, Saunders, Clark, Nnadi — no sign of Jones. Also, no sign of Sammy Watkins. #Chiefs pic.twitter.com/jlg0KzmIVy

— Harold R. Kuntz (@HaroldRKuntz3) October 11, 2019

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Can Saunders stop the run?

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Can Saunders stop the run?

Pretty sure that's what he was doing in college.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Can Saunders stop the run?

We're going to find out real soon.

[MMXcalibur]

Gotta admit, not getting a lot of great vibes going into this one.

The Texans put up a 50-burger last week and the Chiefs defense is well, still the shitty Chiefs defense.

On offense, the Chiefs looked human, Mahomes looked gimpy, and the Texans have the horses to get to the quarterback.

Any punt is an invitation to blow this game wide open.

I now anticipate the Chiefs to win by 40 and make me look like a huge pussy.

[RunKC]

Unfortunately this play was wiped out by a Wylie holding call, but it’s a good lesson for Pat. Sometimes he holds it too long.

You’ve got Williams right here open in the flat on 2nd down and it’s likely a 1st, maybe a TD.
I wonder how many other instances there were like this one.

Take what they give you, do it quickly and you’ll save yourself additional hits.

[Hammock Parties]

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

In case any of you needed a laugh on this Friday afternoon pic.twitter.com/nqusesvzxE

— Chiefs_all_day (@Chiefs_All_Day) October 11, 2019

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

In case any of you needed a laugh on this Friday afternoon pic.twitter.com/nqusesvzxE

— Chiefs_all_day (@Chiefs_All_Day) October 11, 2019

Wait...is this a fuggin joke? Saw this at a glance while at work yesterday, but didn’t pay attention to what was actually being said.

Well, a little bulletin board material never hurt.

[RINGLEADER]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Wait...is this a fuggin joke? Saw this at a glance while at work yesterday, but didn’t pay attention to what was actually being said.

Well, a little bulletin board material never hurt.

Everyone is desperate to anoint someone other than Mahomes as the greatest. Reminds me of the 90s when everyone convinced themselves that Malone was better than Jordan because they were tired of the obvious and wanted anyone else other than the best player to win the MVP award.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by RINGLEADER

Everyone is desperate to anoint someone other than Mahomes as the greatest. Reminds me of the 90s when everyone convinced themselves that Malone was better than Jordan because they were tired of the obvious and wanted anyone else other than the best player to win the MVP award.

What told me Mahomes had "arrived" more than just his greatness on and off the field was how he already had so many haters for the very reasons you just stated. They hate him because hes the best. They still won't give in to his greatness because they were dead frickin wrong on their pre draft analysis of him. They cant admit they are clueless idiots.

[Hammock Parties]

Enough of this ****ing bullshit.

I hate the Texans.

I hate them almost as much as I hate the ****ing Patriots.

If they were actually GOOD, if they actually beat us, I would loathe them just the same, but Andy Reid ****ing OWNS Bill O'Brien, so I don't hate them as much as I could.

But I still hate them, and here's why.

1. Bill O'Brien

Bill O'Brien is another Patriot Way ****. And a total fraud. He's how I imagine a coach version of Scott Pioli. Just looking at this clown makes me feel bad for Texans fans. He's the bluto of NFL head coaches. He makes Biff Tannen look like a MENSA candidate.



I just know he's going to **** up Deshaun Watson's career, too. Not that I like Watson. But he doesn't deserve this blowhard preaching Patriot Way bullshit. I hate everyone from that tree.

**** Bill O'Brien. The only reason he's EVER beaten Andy Reid was because Alex Smith lost his balls in 2016 and blew a game 19-12. You guys remeber that one. The one where Smith missed multiple open receivers and blew a terrific game from our defense.

**** you, Bill.

2. Deshaun Watson.

First of all, he's a smarmy little feller. No humility at all. He thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread in college, because the media blew him constantly. Seriously LOOK AT THIS DUDE'S FACE. He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Look at his clothes. Mahomes would never be caught dead wearing this, not before a game, not carrying that little makeup bag, either. ****ing hell.



Watson has NO class. He has the attitude of LeBron James and the talent of JR Smith. But despite the fact he's little more than east side Alex Smith, with better wheels and a worse brain, the NFL media is now blowing him HARD. All because he threw a bunch of 50/50 jump balls to Deandre Hopkins his first year, inflating his stats, and the narrative grew that he was gonna be the next great quarterback.

Then last year he has an entirely decent year, ****ing SUCKS in the playoffs, but they won't stop. He's the Randall Cunningham to Mahomes' Brett Favre, he'll NEVER be as good, but you have ASSCLOWNS like the above insisting they could be 1A and 1B. Bitch, this guy put up seven points in a playoff game AT HOME against the Colts for ****'s sake.

**** Deshaun Watson. He thinks he's better than he is, the media thinks he's better than he is, and you are dumb as **** if you have the wheels he has and you get sacked 60 times in a year. I hope Tanoh Kpassagnon Brady's this bitch.

3. Deandre Hopkins.

**** this clown. Have you seen how he dresses. He might be gay. NTTAWWT, but, look at this dude, seriously. Can you tone it down a notch? Your spider hair is already screaming ATTENTION WHORE. You don't have to be the Elton John of jump balls.



OK, but seriously. He's a good receiver. Elite. Maybe even great, but again, the media, and ESPECIALLY Texans fans act like he's Randy Moss. I bet he's not even as fast as D-Rob. And if you DARE to compare Tyreek Hill to "Nuk," Texans fans and NFL fans in GENERAL will shit all over you.

The ONLY thing that "Nuk" has over Tyreek is better ball skills. Tyreek is just as good of a route runner at this point, get FAR better separation and scares defenses a hell of a lot more. Look at "Nuk's" numbers this year. They are way down, and if he didn't have a mental midget of a QB forcing him the ball he wouldn't have all these volume stats. He's getting older, he's slowing down, this guy's vertical isn't even that good. I think Tyreek is better at this point and **** anyone who says otherwise.

Also, what the **** kind of nickname is "Nuk?" That's the name of a goblin warrior from Lord of the Rings or something. It's definitely not as cool as "The Cheetah."

In short, **** all these assclowns, **** the Texans, Andy Reid owns this clownshow, we're going to stomp their shit on Sunday. Everyone wants them to steal our spotlight. Well **** THAT. And **** THEM. **** their faces, their hair, their clothes, their attitudes and especially their city, because Houston is a shit place to live and all their fans are dipshits, too.

JJ Watt is a nice guy, though.

[Chargem]

Video here about how garbage the Falcons defense is this year, that puts the 50 points for the Texans in a bit more context (I don't know how to embed)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2onETkzzEM