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| 0 - Ketchup only masks the flavor of the fries. |
   
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22 | 32.35% |
| 1 - I gently use ketchup as a garnish. |
  
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7 | 10.29% |
| 2 - Ketchup enhances the flavor, but only if used in moderation. |
  
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4 | 5.88% |
| 3 - I desire some coverage on my fries. |
  
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4 | 5.88% |
| 4 - Fries are good. Ketchup is good. Together they're great. |
  
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15 | 22.06% |
| 5 - I like ketchup. Give me a break. |
  
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4 | 5.88% |
| 6 - This is America, where the ketchup flows down forested mountainsides. |
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4 | 5.88% |
| 7 - Ketchup keeps my coat sleek and shiny. |
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2 | 2.94% |
| 8 or more - The fries are merely a vehicle for the ketchup. |
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5 | 7.35% |
| I don't eat french fries. Please don't tell the government that I'm an alien. |
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1 | 1.47% |
| Voters: 68. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Why are ketchup packets so small?
I mean, really. Why? One ketchup packet handles two french fries, maybe three. If I'm at McDonald's I have to grab a dozen packets to cover a large order of fries, and it makes me feel like a heel to do it.
And it's not even efficient. There's so little ketchup in each packet that 10 percent ends up on the packet where I tore it open due to surface tension or non-Newtonian flow or some other scientific principle. Who designed these things? Is the problem me? Do I use too much ketchup? Or is the problem a society that makes me a villain for using ketchup? |
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Why are ketchup packets so small?
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