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Old 01-18-2021, 10:56 PM  
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwynet...k-home-report/

This Gwyneth Paltrow candle didn’t pass the smell test, according to a report.

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,” the media consultant from Kilburn, North London, added.

Thompson, who lives with her partner, David Snow, said they threw the flaming candle out the front door.

“It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s vagina candle exploded in my living room,” she said.


Paltrow, 48, launched the $75 candle emitting her private scent in January 2020.

Scent notes include geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed, according to her online store.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” reads the website. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle.)”

The Post has reached out to Goop for comment about the exploding candle.
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Old 01-18-2021, 11:02 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2021, 11:59 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2021, 12:11 AM   #4
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A candle scented as low tide, sounds fishy.
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Old 01-19-2021, 12:23 AM   #5
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I imagine it looked and smelled just like this.

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Old 01-19-2021, 12:31 AM   #6
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I would have expected this from her flatulence-scented candle, but not her vagina-scented candle.
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Old 01-19-2021, 12:43 AM   #7
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Sounds like a whiff of Andy's scrotal pheromones caught some trade winds and sent this twat candle into a tizzy.
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I'd say this is a fitting reward for anyone who would want their house to smell like Paltrow's box.
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Old 01-19-2021, 06:29 AM   #12
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However, Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina circa 1994-2002ish was pretty good vagina.



*ETA So I am led to believe; I have no way of confirming this. Although, it could be an explanation for her inability to retain a man.
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I'd say this is a fitting reward for anyone who would want their house to smell like Paltrow's box.
Seriously.

And I don't know what is more mind-boggling...the fact that she not only came up with the idea for this candle and produced and marketed it...or the fact that someone would actually buy the ****ing thing.
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