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Old 04-04-2020, 12:26 PM  
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There is a brown recluse on the ceiling in my living room

About 15 feet up in the air.

Give me ideas on how to kill the ****er.

I hate brown recluses so much.
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Old 04-04-2020, 08:56 PM   #61
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Brown recluse love quite dark places. Garages or dark basements or crawl spaces clutter is also favorite like boxes full of crap. What they don't like is lots of activity and commotion. With as many, you are traping id shake out clothes and footwear before putting on. They are hard to kill because fumigation cant often reach them and their egg pockets block out pesticides to where you fumigate and a whole new batch hatches.

Honestly the only solution I see is going to an army surplus see it they have a flame thrower and some jellied gas.
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:06 PM   #62
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Brown recluse love quite dark places. Garages or dark basements or crawl spaces clutter is also favorite like boxes full of crap. What they don't like is lots of activity and commotion. With as many, you are traping id shake out clothes and footwear before putting on. They are hard to kill because fumigation cant often reach them and their egg pockets block out pesticides to where you fumigate and a whole new batch hatches.

Honestly the only solution I see is going to an army surplus see it they have a flame thrower and some jellied gas.
Burning down my house right now, brb
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:13 PM   #63
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:14 PM   #64
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:15 PM   #65
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Old 04-05-2020, 07:19 AM   #66
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About 15 feet up in the air.

Give me ideas on how to kill the ****er.

I hate brown recluses so much.

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Old 04-05-2020, 05:07 PM   #67
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Old 04-05-2020, 05:24 PM   #68
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Get some hair spray and zap it.

A few months ago my wife starting yelling.....hurry hurry come here.

One of these crawling on the wall.



I wanted to capture it, have a pet, nope, she wanted it dead, so....crunch!
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Old 04-05-2020, 05:40 PM   #69
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Old 04-05-2020, 08:37 PM   #70
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Hats off to you all in the midwest and elsewhere that have real spiders. Here in Ca we only have black widows but there is no accidentally running into them. Their webs are ridiculously easy to spot and stay away from or if you accidentally grab their web it feels like static electricity so you know immediately to yank your hand out. Our tarantulas are big but harmless.....
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I use the vacuum with the hose attachment. Sucks em right into the tank. Not one has ever escaped (maybe no oxygen?).

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Old 04-05-2020, 09:11 PM   #72
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This is what a good exterminator should do. Suck up visible webs egg sacks in nooks and crannies then take to a burn pit and humanely return to nature
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Old 04-05-2020, 09:26 PM   #73
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Hats off to you all in the midwest and elsewhere that have real spiders. Here in Ca we only have black widows but there is no accidentally running into them. Their webs are ridiculously easy to spot and stay away from or if you accidentally grab their web it feels like static electricity so you know immediately to yank your hand out. Our tarantulas are big but harmless.....
Nevada has an abundance of those SOBs. Worked on a project there first evening in the room after long day work I fill out my timesheet on the desk with my laptop. All sudden this big ass black shiny spider drops from its web behind picture frame. Hangs there stretching its legs its diameter of a nickel and has the red hourglass on its back. I look for something to smash it with before it slips away and nothing handy. I quickly remove my work boot and line up and smack him it drops to the carpet. I look everywhere for its remains to no avail which really gives me the eby jeebies. My boots are cleated with Vibram soles so figure it got lucky. Go to bet after shaking out sheets. next morning carrying equipment out to truck I find dead black widow in doorsill. It was my first of many encounters with these pests in Northern Nevada.
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Old 04-05-2020, 09:44 PM   #74
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