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View Poll Results: What should I do? | |||
Go buy another plunger and try again | 1 | 1.47% | |
Use my hand to attempt to unclog | 6 | 8.82% | |
Hope nobody notices | 9 | 13.24% | |
Pretend it wasn't me | 34 | 50.00% | |
Leave the office and quit my job | 18 | 26.47% | |
Gaz can clog my toilet all day! | 0 | 0% | |
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07-26-2019, 01:54 PM | Topic Starter |
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I just clogged the toilet at work - what should I do?
I'm not a large man, and typically don't take large dumps - but sweet baby Jesus I just took a shit that would make Randy Marsh proud.
Problem is, the toilet is CLOGGED - and as I was attempting to plunge away at the toilet, the plunger handle broke. Now I need advice on what to do. Poll. |
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07-26-2019, 01:55 PM | #2 |
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Shit again
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07-26-2019, 01:55 PM | #3 |
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Get your hand in there and push it down.
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07-26-2019, 01:57 PM | #4 |
Fight, build, win!
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Walk away unless your a plumber
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07-26-2019, 01:58 PM | #5 |
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Harikari is the only solution.
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07-26-2019, 02:00 PM | #6 |
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jerk one out in the toilet for lubrication.
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07-26-2019, 02:00 PM | #7 |
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07-26-2019, 02:01 PM | #8 |
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Man up and tell everyone you work with what you did. They'll be glad you did and respect you for it.
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07-26-2019, 02:03 PM | #9 |
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Grab a poop knife and chop it up into little pieces.
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07-26-2019, 02:06 PM | #10 |
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immediately leave the bathroom and start complaining that the toilet was clogged
find another bathroom and cruise chiefs planet in the stall for a while for appearances profit |
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07-26-2019, 04:02 PM | #11 |
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07-26-2019, 04:23 PM | #12 |
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You should have posted that shit on instagram with pride. Given everyone in the office FOMO.
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07-26-2019, 02:07 PM | #13 |
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also, this is why I like to poop by the finance department
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07-26-2019, 02:10 PM | #14 |
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You've seen close encounters of the 3rd kind? The mashed potatoes sculpture?
It's obvious that the solution is to scoop that bad boy out into a box and build a devils tower replica on your favorite coworkers desk. If you have time you can carve mt rush,ore with the broken handle. |
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07-26-2019, 02:11 PM | #15 |
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NEVER DO THE WALK OF SHAME....NEVER
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