Poop NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:07 PM

Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring,

Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.

**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 06:08 PM

Nice 19,000th post

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 06:18 PM

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

there is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that JD10367's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:28 PM

thank you Bwana.

**Bwana** · 10-20-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

thank you Bwana.

Why, you are very welcome. It's not everyday one can make that statement. (regarding a MASTER water biscuit)

Goldmember · 10-20-2009, 06:30 PM

I've had several huge dumps in my lifetime that have gotten lodged sideways and I've literally had to chop'em down to get it down the tube. Best thing for that is a wire hanger and then toss it in the trash. Don't know if an industrial strength toilet would have helped or not.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

there is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that JD10367's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

WTF??? You live on top of a shopping mall?

No, I meant the toilet in work. Although, technically, I think I'm there more than I'm at home. For example, right now. (Basically, when I'm on line, that means I'm in work.)

My apartment is a tiny craphole, with a tiny craphole of a craphole. I almost never use it for #2. Why drive a Yugo when you can go to work and drive a monster truck?

Goldmember · 10-20-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

No, I meant the toilet in work. Although, technically, I think I'm there more than I'm at home. For example, right now. (Basically, when I'm on line, that means I'm in work.)

My apartment is a tiny craphole, with a tiny craphole of a craphole. I almost never use it for #2. Why drive a Yugo when you can go to work and drive a monster truck?

my bad, I didn't look at the pic until after my post. Come to think of it, I know a guy that had a very nice apt by the pool and palm trees on top of a high end shopping center in San Jose.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

No, I meant the toilet in work. Although, technically, I think I'm there more than I'm at home. For example, right now. (Basically, when I'm on line, that means I'm in work.)

My apartment is a tiny craphole, with a tiny craphole of a craphole. I almost never use it for #2. Why drive a Yugo when you can go to work and drive a monster truck?

dude, I can sell you a laptop, wait, you don't have a computer? -or- you DO actually have a life at home?

**Bugeater** · 10-20-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

You're shitting down the elevator shaft?

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 06:19 PM

Does gravity really make a difference in flushing?

Gary · 10-20-2009, 06:20 PM

Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:23 PM

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Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

last time someone dared, Greg63 came through, plus, too late, err, I'd be lying and stuff.

**bevischief** · 10-20-2009, 06:23 PM

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Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

we need proof....
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10-20-2009, 06:07 PM	Topic Starter
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before. Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring, Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.
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