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Thousands of 10-Inch Penis Fish Stranded on California Beach
You could be forgiven for being offended by the above photo: thousands of 10-inch wiggly pink sausages strewn about Drakes Beach. The same phenomenon has been reported over the years at Pajaro Dunes, Moss Landing, Bodega Bay, and Princeton Harbor. I’ve heard my share of imaginative theories from beachcombers, such as flotsam of a wrecked bratwurst freighter. In truth, these are living denizens of our beaches rudely, yet also mercifully, mostly called “fat innkeeper worms.”
What in the name of Secretariat is a fat innkeeper worm? The fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo) is a type of spoonworm (Ehciuroidea), an order of non-segmented marine worms identified by a spatula-shaped proboscis used for feeding and sometimes grasping or swimming. The fat innkeeper’s family (Urechidae) contains only four species worldwide, collectively known as either innkeeper worms or, well, penis fish. This is why we prefer scientific names. U. caupo is the sole representative in North America, found only from Southern Oregon to Baja, with the bulk of sightings between Bodega Bay and Monterey. So, whether or not you feel privileged by its presence, U. caupo is an almost uniquely California experience, perhaps having the best claim for State Worm. Full Story: https://baynature.org/2019/12/10/nat...ifornia-beach/ |
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12-13-2019, 05:02 PM | #2 |
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If you zoom in, you will see a bunch of these:
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12-13-2019, 05:20 PM | #4 |
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Alpha Omega is offended. Think of the kids!
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12-13-2019, 05:42 PM | #5 |
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So you're saying everyone that lives in California has a 10 inch penis, wait what happened to me...ohhh it said penis fish - never mind!
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12-13-2019, 08:25 PM | #6 |
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We have a few here that need to go and grab a bag
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12-13-2019, 08:26 PM | #7 |
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12-13-2019, 08:28 PM | #8 |
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12-13-2019, 11:44 PM | #9 |
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What's this about Fish and the 10 inch penis now?
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12-14-2019, 12:27 AM | #10 |
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12-14-2019, 07:24 AM | #11 |
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Haha. That was some funny shit.
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12-14-2019, 08:36 AM | #12 |
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So tell me how this thread is Lounge worthy?
How bout Poop threads? Entertainer of the Year belongs in MEDIA thread. Seems like certain goofy threads or misplaced threads survive in the lounge and others, not so much. Standards here are all over the place these days. Maybe I'm not sending enough money to the mods or sucking their dicks like other members.
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12-14-2019, 08:37 AM | #13 |
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And yet you dare post about me in another thread on my topics or posts and yet this is what you consider a worthy post, this stupid shit.
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12-14-2019, 09:00 AM | #14 |
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Miss Gash would love that beach....
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12-14-2019, 09:15 AM | #15 |
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One of the best cross threads post in ages!
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