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View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
Detoxing | 31 | 50.00% | |
canoworms | 31 | 50.00% | |
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07-10-2018, 02:41 PM | #1 |
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Detox's will to win in this thread has convinced me.
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07-10-2018, 02:47 PM | #2 | |
Wasted away again...
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He hasn't been around to defend himself, so he is dead.
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07-10-2018, 02:58 PM | #3 | |
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EAT LIGHTNING AND SHIT THUNDER. We're in it to win. We've narrowed the gap while Canoworms cowers at the mere thought of entering this thread.
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07-10-2018, 02:53 PM | #4 |
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The thigh bone is a brutal tool. I like it better than rocks in hand to hand combat.
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07-10-2018, 03:03 PM | #5 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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The internet tells me a gorilla's femur is about 15" long. That's not a huge reach advantage. The rocks, however, are much more dense, dual wielding, and one even has a sharp edge. Add in canoworms' eye patch and it's a pretty easy choice for me. The ranged weapons will have little to no effect.
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07-10-2018, 03:07 PM | #6 | |
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And honestly, it's a guerilla bone, which means who ever wields it will likely catch some sort of disease. So factor that in. Canoworms likely has to fight me with a severe case of Gono-aids, which will weaken him.
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07-10-2018, 03:01 PM | #7 |
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This is the most even fight to date.
If you placed all of the weapons on a table and told me to choose, I'd grab that Monkey leg and swing it like a roided up Mark McGuire. |
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07-10-2018, 03:09 PM | #8 |
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Guys, you can vote Canoworms and be completely WRONG about all the things....
Or you can vote me, be right, and be part of the greatest come back in Chiefsplanet Gladiator history. I know what a winner would say...
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07-10-2018, 03:12 PM | #9 |
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A winner would say he beat your ass with the bone of a large ape!!!!!
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07-10-2018, 03:15 PM | #10 |
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Dang, this is a close race.
If it comes down to a tie is there a sudden supper death death match Rainman? |
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07-10-2018, 03:17 PM | #11 |
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Guys, i grew up on the beach. This is like...my home stadium. My hometown is literally named OCEANside. You have to consider home field advantage. Vegas does.
Everyone on the beach is gonna be cheering for me. Factor in the adrenaline i'd have from the crowd noise.
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07-10-2018, 03:25 PM | #12 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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07-10-2018, 03:28 PM | #13 |
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07-10-2018, 03:24 PM | #14 |
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I go out into the ocean knee deep to slow detox's approach. Growing up I used a dime hanging from a string from 30 feet with a BB gun. I'm getting lots of BBs on target. Every one that fits him allows me to widen the distance and keep out of range.
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07-10-2018, 03:26 PM | #15 |
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Doesn't matter because whatever you shoot i'd just deflect with my rock because i have super fast reflexes.
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