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Old 08-27-2022, 11:47 AM   #1
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Sorry OnlyFans-quality girls won’t date you, bro.

Cave once went to Belize on Chiefsplanet he said
he put on a speedo and crawled to the end of the bed
his belly was full
because he sucked off her bull
And this is the end of your dumbass thread.
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:22 AM   #2
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The ballad of Cave

we need more Rymes in the post.
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:31 AM   #3
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The ballad of Cave

we need more Rymes in the post.
Hey hey, my my Crave probably had sex with a guy

He let him inside, his brown eye, hey hey my my
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:46 AM   #4
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In the beginning there was Cave
His cock every woman would crave
Only the finest whores and sluts
No gross ass bitches with monster butts
A world traveler known far and near
Ladies loved his balls slapping their rear
He scored more puss in one day
Than the entire sad life of Clay
Goddesses would beg him please
He would smile and say Bitch, Belize
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:52 AM   #5
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In the beginning there was Cave
His cock every woman would crave
Only the finest whores and sluts
No gross ass bitches with monster butts
A world traveler known far and near
Ladies loved his balls slapping their rear
He scored more puss in one day
Than the entire sad life of Clay
Goddesses would beg him please
He would smile and say Bitch, Belize
Thats an excellent rhyme threebag.
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:53 AM   #6
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The "punt God" thread is mad and angry.

This thread brings happiness and joy.

Thanks Cave for all you do!
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Old 08-27-2022, 11:53 AM   #7
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Old 08-27-2022, 12:09 PM   #8
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Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.
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Old 08-27-2022, 12:18 PM   #9
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Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.
Say the guy who straight lied about this whole thread. Herp derp, you guys are being insensitive, just because I made up this scenario in my head, then thought it was a good idea to post to CP. Lmao.
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Old 08-27-2022, 01:07 PM   #10
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Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.

You’re right. This thread is just like elementary school….we are at recess and you’re pretending you had a girlfriend at camp this summer.
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Old 08-27-2022, 02:16 PM   #11
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You’re right. This thread is just like elementary school….we are at recess and you’re pretending you had a girlfriend at camp this summer.
Yeah but she’s from Texas you wouldn’t know her
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Old 08-27-2022, 02:20 PM   #12
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Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.
So did trying to convince everyone that you really have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school.
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Old 08-27-2022, 12:21 PM   #13
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Old 08-27-2022, 12:22 PM   #14
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Old 08-27-2022, 12:32 PM   #15
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My man! Good stuff. When we having some drinks?
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