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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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How long does it take you to poop?

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Old 07-26-2013, 12:20 PM   #16
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I don't know but for some reason my wife thinks it's ok to talk to me through the door.


My wife is the exact opposite. She actually kicked the kids and I out of our hotel room once so she could be "alone to do her business."
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:21 PM   #17
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:23 PM   #18
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:25 PM   #19
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:28 PM   #20
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:29 PM   #21
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My wife is the exact opposite. She actually kicked the kids and I out of our hotel room once so she could be "alone to do her business."
My wife doesn't shit.

or at least that's what she'd like me to believe.

7 years in and i've never seen or heard of her dropping a duece. No joke.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:29 PM   #22
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:30 PM   #23
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Yup. I can cut and dry under 30 secs, but i like to chill there for a minute or two.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:31 PM   #24
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I don't know but for some reason my wife thinks it's ok to talk to me through the door.
at least they stay outside the door. My wife opens the door, my son comes in, the cats come in, its a royal ****ing circus when I poop.

Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:31 PM   #25
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:31 PM   #26
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My wife doesn't shit.

or at least that's what she'd like me to believe.

7 years in and i've never seen or heard of her dropping a duece. No joke.
Well she obviously does because she wouldn't survive. lol
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:32 PM   #27
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:34 PM   #28
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My wife doesn't shit.

or at least that's what she'd like me to believe.

7 years in and i've never seen or heard of her dropping a duece. No joke.
Same here.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:35 PM   #29
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:35 PM   #30
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