Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Prayer Request I just clogged the toilet at work - what should I do?
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: What should I do?
Go buy another plunger and try again 1 1.47%
Use my hand to attempt to unclog 6 8.82%
Hope nobody notices 9 13.24%
Pretend it wasn't me 34 50.00%
Leave the office and quit my job 18 26.47%
Gaz can clog my toilet all day! 0 0%
Voters: 68. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 4 of 5 123 4 5
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-27-2019, 06:58 AM   #1
MeaTy The Pimp MeaTy The Pimp is offline
Who's the masta???
 
MeaTy The Pimp's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Louisville Ky
Casino cash: $3180000
That's why it is strictly upper-deckers for me whenever possible.
Posts: 668
MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.MeaTy The Pimp would the whole thing.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 07:09 AM   #2
Gravedigger Gravedigger is offline
Plays to win the game!
 
Gravedigger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Lees Summit
Casino cash: $7213101
I’m glad you give a shit.
Posts: 7,582
Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Gravedigger Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 09:31 AM   #3
MahiMike MahiMike is offline
He's Mahomie!
 
MahiMike's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
Casino cash: $10023443
Never, never, never poop at work.
__________________
99.9%
Posts: 17,387
MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.MahiMike is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 09:39 AM   #4
Bowser Bowser is offline
sorta mod-ish
 
Bowser's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Casino cash: $3261616
Quote:
Originally Posted by MahiMike View Post
Never, never, never poop at work.
I'd rather get paid to drop a deuce than to do it pro bono.
Posts: 100,928
Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 3 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 09:38 AM   #5
Bowser Bowser is offline
sorta mod-ish
 
Bowser's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Casino cash: $3261616
Excellent work and advice in this thread. I may just have to sticky this one for future reference.
Posts: 100,928
Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 09:51 AM   #6
Munson Munson is offline
Roy E.
 
Munson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
Casino cash: $11749646
Sometimes it is unavoidable.

Sent from my SM-J737T using Tapatalk
Posts: 22,745
Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.Munson is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 10:01 AM   #7
ping2000 ping2000 is offline
Changes pants while driving
 

Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Washington D.C.
Casino cash: $5690495
Tell them you identify as female so you use the ladies room not the men's room. "Couldn't have been me!"
Posts: 15,794
ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.ping2000 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 11:02 AM   #8
Mosbonian Mosbonian is offline
On Hiatus
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $2359700
Never ever use the bathroom on the floor where you work!! Use the one furthest from your office/cubicle
Posts: 11,328
Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.Mosbonian threw an interception on a screen pass.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 11:29 AM   #9
Sweet Daddy Hate Sweet Daddy Hate is offline
Unsparing
 
Sweet Daddy Hate's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2008
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser View Post
I'd rather get paid to drop a deuce than to do it pro bono.
This. It's like getting a bonus for pleasuring your bowels.
__________________
1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously.
100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ****ing rings as a Head Coach.
CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!
Posts: 77,135
Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sweet Daddy Hate is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 11:54 AM   #10
JohnnyHammersticks JohnnyHammersticks is offline
MVP
 
JohnnyHammersticks's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Chandler AZ
Casino cash: $2511254
Revel in it. Own it.

Fill the bowl the rest of the way full of toilet paper except for the 20 ft. streamers you tape to the bottom of each shoe. Then keep cramming more and more tp down the hole with the broken plunger handle like you were packing gunpowder into a cannon. Clog it so badly that they need to call a whole team of plumbers. Then pimp-walk out of the restroom grinning, with your belt unbuckled, TP hanging off both shoes, and challenge everyone in the office to take a bigger shit than you just took. Wink at the nearest female and tell her she better put on a hazmat suit. Crack a few "somehow an elephant got into our shitter" jokes just for icing on the cake. Your co-workers won't know how to react to this and will end up being even more uncomfortable than you are now. Trust me on this one.

Then sue them for public workplace humiliation if they attempt to give you any grief over it.
Posts: 12,878
JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.JohnnyHammersticks is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 02:36 PM   #11
scho63 scho63 is offline
Politically Incorrect
 
scho63's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $2561110
Plant a flag of the Denver Broncos in it
__________________
"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~


2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach
"The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"

Posts: 50,665
scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.scho63 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 03:49 PM   #12
Buehler445 Buehler445 is offline
Supporter
 
Buehler445's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $2104734
I love this place.
Posts: 56,884
Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 06:59 PM   #13
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Supporter
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $4658454
Years ago I dedicated several poems on this site related to this very topic.
Posts: 61,552
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 07:38 PM   #14
SAUTO SAUTO is offline
Shit
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Casino cash: $10039067
Holy shit. I'm crying
Posts: 55,715
SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2019, 07:46 PM   #15
Bwana Bwana is offline
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
 
Bwana's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2139343647
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
Posts: 69,773
Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bwana is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 5 123 4 5

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:08 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.