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Old 01-02-2009, 09:04 AM  
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Oh My God.... Absinthe..... I'm lucky to be alive
I've been sitting on a bottle of ABSINTHE for a year and finally broke the seal New Years eve. This was the real stuff, straight from the cheq republic. Started a huge bon fire about 100 yards behind the house drank a couple of beers and then started to swig the Absinthe. Got to feeling good after a bit and then the next thing I know I'm trying desperately to crawl back to my truck. Jeesus Christ, I didn't even get a chance to enjoy the evening. I made it back to the house and fell through the front door and landed between the sofa and coffey table. Next thing I know its morning and as I awoke I remember thinking, DUH what happened. I stumbled to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The side of my head was plastered with mud,there were sticks in my hair and my right cheek was all bloody.

I'll NEVER EVER drink that shit again. Hell, I'm still dizzy two days later!
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:17 AM   #16
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REAL absinthe certainly isn't. There's a lot of watered-down, mass-produced absinthe that they sell everywhere.

I read this book all about it. The real shit is sold in very limited quantities.
This was the real shit. It said 70 % on the bottle. I thought hell, that can't do too much damage. I'll just sip the bottle until I'm feeling good and then stop. My new puppy has a burn mark on his ass too. I wonder how it got there. Stupid dog.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:18 AM   #17
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I read that stuff was blown out proportion, kinda like eating the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. Never drank it so can't really say either way.

Is your cornhole sore? You may have been roofied.
I tried it once. Not sure if I was drinking it right or not but all I got was a massive headache.

That ghey Moulin Rouge lied to me.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:19 AM   #18
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It's good to know there are Absinthe swiggers behind the wheel out there.
I only had to get back to my house on my own property. Thank god I didn't try this away from home.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:21 AM   #19
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How did it taste?
It tasted really good. Kind of like liquorice.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:22 AM   #20
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that stuff has so much alcohol most people just get shit-faced and pass out.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:23 AM   #21
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:24 AM   #22
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Was it green?
It was.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:36 AM   #23
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It is the favored after dinner drink throughout my extended family, but I've never seen anyone swig it. I've always seen it mixed in a glass with 50% ice water. Usually only one shot, but I have seen my uncles drink two shots if they were really celebrating. It has a great taste just like black licorice and warms the belly real nice. Never saw my dad drink more than one shot in a single evening.

All my uncles agree it is a nice after dinner drink, but not a good drink to party with all evening. Hog Farmer's story explains for me why the warnings when I was young.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:37 AM   #24
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It makes me feel “fuzzy” like my skin is cashmere.
I don’t care for licorice, but after the first two sips you can’t feel your tongue anyway.
Mix: half and half, one sugar cube.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:03 AM   #25
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Try this with the leftovers, it's called a Dragon's Breath:

2/3 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz Chambord
1/2 oz absente

Shake the lemon and Chambord in a shaker filled with ice and strain into a shot glass. Layer the absente on top.

My wife got a Shot book for Xmas from the neighbors and this is one she wants to try. Absente is nothing to take lightly, it was banned at one time in the US.

I want you to try it first before I buy a bottle. If I don't here back I'll skip it.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:10 AM   #26
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:13 AM   #27
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that stuff has so much alcohol most people just get shit-faced and pass out.
The real stuff is powered by alcohol and opiate.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:14 AM   #28
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the story is funny, but I bet waking up to utter confusion wasn't. I've seen some funny shit on youtube. Just search absinthe and you'll find them. I have the American shit called Lucid and it doesn't make you trip, but it gives you perm-a-grin.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:20 AM   #30
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It will kick your ass, but has been proven that the hallucination stuff is mumbo jumbo.

I've had it. It was fun.
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