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10-06-2022, 11:55 AM | Topic Starter |
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Crappy timing
I just cleaned the toilet uo all nice a few hours ago. Then I ate a burrito from the local taco truck. Welp, I just spray farted all over the inside of the toilet. It's still too smelly to re-clean.
Why don't they coat the inside of the bowl with teflon or something so the water just washes the stuff off without me having to squirt cleaner and brush it? Does anyone have tips on any hands off cleaning methods? Thank you, Loochy |
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10-06-2022, 11:57 AM | #2 |
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Try spraying the inside of your bowl with Rain-X.
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10-06-2022, 12:40 PM | #3 |
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10-06-2022, 12:43 PM | #4 |
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We're going to find out! One toilet will get Rain-X. One toilet will get DuPont Teflon Spray. One toilet will remain bare and will act as the control for this experiment. I will perform poops on a rotation of all three toilets for one week and I shall assess the results.
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10-06-2022, 12:51 PM | #5 |
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Tell us more about this burrito?
Carne asada? California? Carnitas? Pastor? Breakfast? Enchilada style? I've been on a burrito kick lately, no explosive pawnmowers to report |
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10-06-2022, 12:52 PM | #6 | |
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On another note, yes, as you age you do get some changes in both texture and frequency. I used to be able to eat anything, the hotter the better. But as I approach field goal distance to the end of life, I've had to tone it down. |
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10-06-2022, 11:57 AM | #7 |
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You're leaving out some details I also pounded your empty Hall way you call your asshole after you cleaned the toilet too
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10-06-2022, 12:07 PM | #8 | |
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Yeah, I got it all nice and cleaned out for you, big boy.
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10-06-2022, 12:01 PM | #9 |
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Fix your diet and it won't be an issue.
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10-06-2022, 12:03 PM | #10 |
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Poop at Kohls?
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10-06-2022, 12:11 PM | #11 |
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I should have mentioned it in the Simply Red thread, but last Friday morning I pooped at Target and it was wonderful! The place was very clean, smelled nice, had fresh rolls of TP, and the stall had ample room to manuver. However, it was at 8:30 in the morning, so it had probably just been cleaned and hadn't been used much yet. A late afternoon visit may yield less than desireable results. I do give my experience there a 10/10 though - would poop again.
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10-06-2022, 01:03 PM | #12 | |
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10-06-2022, 12:04 PM | #13 |
go to work wasted
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should've found a Kohl's
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10-06-2022, 12:06 PM | #14 |
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Leave it for your wife to clean. She'll be very appreciative that you gave her something to do. It will assure sexy time
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10-06-2022, 12:08 PM | #15 | |
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Well I got a burrito because the wife and kid are out of town. I thought it would be a nice way to kick off my bachelor weekend. She won't be back until Tuesday. I think if I leave it that long then it'll be permastuck. Maybe I can try to spray it off when I go pee. Sometimes that works.
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