Crappy timing

[loochy]

I just cleaned the toilet uo all nice a few hours ago. Then I ate a burrito from the local taco truck. Welp, I just spray farted all over the inside of the toilet. It's still too smelly to re-clean.

Why don't they coat the inside of the bowl with teflon or something so the water just washes the stuff off without me having to squirt cleaner and brush it? Does anyone have tips on any hands off cleaning methods?

Thank you,

Loochy

[loochy]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

This is always pretty bizarre to me. Are you lactose intolerant? Spicy food doesn't agree with you?

'Cause people talk a lot about the runs and explosive diarrhea after eating Mexican food or Indian food and I have never experienced that issue.

It's a sort of allergic reaction related to certain foods or oils that stimulates the large intestine pulling in fluid to empty the bowels. It's not the actual food that you just ate coming out already. It's similar to how coffee (caffeine) acts as a stimulat for the bowels - that's why people always drink their coffee in the morning and then go poop.



Sometimes really spicy foods do this because the actual spice is an irritant to the stomach and intestine lining, so you'll get speedier gastric emptying along with the fluid flush and bowel stimulation. It's not the same as loose or gassy poop from too much fiber, etc.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by loochy

It's a sort of allergic reaction related to certain foods or oils that stimulates the large intestine pulling in fluid to empty the bowels. It's not the actual food that you just ate coming out already. It's similar to how coffee (caffeine) acts as a stimulat for the bowels - that's why people always drink their coffee in the morning and then go poop.



Sometimes really spicy foods do this because the actual spice is an irritant to the stomach and intestine lining, so you'll get speedier gastric emptying along with the fluid flush and bowel stimulation. It's not the same as loose or gassy poop from too much fiber, etc.

There's also this thing called "dumping syndrome". In basic terms, we drink too much fluids when we eat. We really shouldn't drink anything for 10 minutes before and 30 minutes after eating. By adding a ton of fluid to your food, you're essentially pushing the contents of your stomach into the small intestine before it's ready.

It can be very common in people who have had weight loss surgery but can affect normal people as well.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

For me, it's really about the quality of food. If it's highly processed, super greasy, or otherwise garbage food, it's probably going to make you sick. No two burritos are the same.

I suppose I've just been really lucky then, because it doesn't matter much to my stomach, apparently. Greasy, oily, spicy, dairy, processed, etc. It all comes out the same.. Although I hear a lot of people become more susceptible to bowel/stomach irritants as they get older. Hope that's not me.

The only thing I can say that reliably changes my stool is a day/night of heavy beer drinking. I don't generally have diarrhea the next day, but my poo is definitely softer that next morning. That happen to anyone else?

Originally Posted by loochy

It's a sort of allergic reaction related to certain foods or oils that stimulates the large intestine pulling in fluid to empty the bowels. It's not the actual food that you just ate coming out already. It's similar to how coffee (caffeine) acts as a stimulat for the bowels - that's why people always drink their coffee in the morning and then go poop.

Sometimes really spicy foods do this because the actual spice is an irritant to the stomach and intestine lining, so you'll get speedier gastric emptying along with the fluid flush and bowel stimulation. It's not the same as loose or gassy poop from too much fiber, etc.

Yeah, I definitely wasn't naïve enough to believe that lol

Just more curious about your experience. My girlfriend is actually pretty similar, but she's lactose intolerant and super hit or miss with the spicy foods. She knows all of this, though, so it's like playing Russian roulette with her bowels everytime. Idk why she puts herself through it.

[Graystoke]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Try spraying the inside of your bowl with Rain-X.

Does this really work?
Asking for Loochy.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Graystoke

Does this really work?
Asking for Loochy.

We're going to find out!


One toilet will get Rain-X.
One toilet will get DuPont Teflon Spray.
One toilet will remain bare and will act as the control for this experiment.


I will perform poops on a rotation of all three toilets for one week and I shall assess the results.

[KCUnited]

Tell us more about this burrito?

Carne asada?
California?
Carnitas?
Pastor?
Breakfast?
Enchilada style?

I've been on a burrito kick lately, no explosive pawnmowers to report

[ptlyon]

You need to get your hands on some of that stuff Clark sprayed on the sled in christmas vacation and it will be a self flusher

[oldman]

Originally Posted by loochy

We're going to find out!


One toilet will get Rain-X.
One toilet will get DuPont Teflon Spray.
One toilet will remain bare and will act as the control for this experiment.


I will perform poops on a rotation of all three toilets for one week and I shall assess the results.

Please publish your results.

On another note, yes, as you age you do get some changes in both texture and frequency. I used to be able to eat anything, the hotter the better. But as I approach field goal distance to the end of life, I've had to tone it down.

[Titty Meat]

Try reading this thread while eating your lunch at work like I just did

[oldman]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Try reading this thread while eating your lunch at work like I just did

There's a life lesson for you, youngster.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Try reading this thread while eating your lunch at work like I just did

Did u get a boner

[Peter Gibbons]

You need to coat your porcelain with a hydrophilic polysiloxane polymer solution.
Because consumers are cheap bastards, I don’t know if any commercially available products for you to use to accomplish this. It turns out, most people just want to spend $2-3 on a cheap product that works okay vs pay for newer technologies that could be beneficial.

[backinblack]

Originally Posted by loochy

I should have mentioned it in the Simply Red thread, but last Friday morning I pooped at Target and it was wonderful! The place was very clean, smelled nice, had fresh rolls of TP, and the stall had ample room to manuver. However, it was at 8:30 in the morning, so it had probably just been cleaned and hadn't been used much yet. A late afternoon visit may yield less than desireable results. I do give my experience there a 10/10 though - would poop again.

Last time I shat in a Target I had the pleasure of doing so while Taylor Swift sang bitchingly about some other girl being good on her back on a mattress over the store's PA system, so that was fun.

[Titty Meat]

Hey loochy are you up to date on your vaccines? COVID can cause explosive diaherria

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Hey loochy are you up to date on your vaccines? COVID can cause explosive diaherria

No. I got the original two shot moderna thing a year or two ago or whenever. I'm not really interested in the current ones.