Misc What is your stance on aliens? - Page 6

**Munson** · 05-31-2015, 01:02 PM

Aliens exist.

I see them all the time at Wal-Mart.

Mrs. Loopner · 05-31-2015, 01:31 PM

Poll is self-limiting as are several comments. “Intelligent life exists in some form but can't come here because of distance/technology challenges”
Mathematics (and physics) is an abstract science formulated to make sense of chaos.
Trillions of stars, why limit to trillions?
Humans are intrinsically arrogant and self-limiting. To fathom infinity is an impossible concept for most if not all so we impose limits to regulate the funkiness.
Even Dave Lane’s narcissism and atheistic proclamations are self-limiting but all’s right with the world because we know he’s not alienostic. amirite Dave?

**srvy** · 05-31-2015, 02:28 PM

Why does everyone supporting lil green people have to explain views in Professor Poindexter language? Think by using all this smarty farty talk will make us believe you. Just spit it out in laymen terms don't go Einstein on us. ****ing dimensions only dimensions are the 5th and they kinda sucked as a band. Some sound like they spent whole morning and afternoon to get it just so. Whats wrong with you people?

Mrs. Loopner · 05-31-2015, 03:21 PM

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Whats wrong with you people?

You mean, What's with youts? Ya know, the two youts?

**srvy** · 05-31-2015, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Loopner

You mean, What's with youts? Ya know, the two youts?

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Mrs. Loopner · 05-31-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

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**lewdog** · 05-31-2015, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

Why does everyone supporting lil green people have to explain views in Professor Poindexter language? Think by using all this smarty farty talk will make us believe you. Just spit it out in laymen terms don't go Einstein on us. ****ing dimensions only dimensions are the 5th and they kinda sucked as a band. Some sound like they spent whole morning and afternoon to get it just so. Whats wrong with you people?

Professory Poindexter language? Definitely not.

English language? It would help.

eDave · 05-31-2015, 02:38 PM

Do they all have the same bible?

**Rain Man** · 05-31-2015, 03:14 PM

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Do they all have the same bible?

I would think that that you'd have to make allowances for local conditions. You can't make women from a rib, for example, if the men are all giant intelligent invertebrate slugs. God would have to do a find and replace of 'rib' with 'antenna'.

tiptap · 05-31-2015, 05:26 PM

When we look at the predictions for how long this universe should exist in the state that allows for life and for stars and planets that we find in our galaxy, it tends to be about 100 billion years. This universe is only 14 billion years old. WE are an early intelligent life and WE get to be those aliens in saucers given a little forethought.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-31-2015, 05:47 PM

Bunch of horse shit.

I'll buy 'advanced military craft and genetic engineering' before "Alien".

**Easy 6** · 05-31-2015, 06:00 PM

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Bunch of horse shit.

I'll buy 'advanced military craft and genetic engineering' before "Alien".

Genetically engineered what?

DenverChief · 05-31-2015, 06:04 PM

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Bunch of horse shit.

I'll buy 'advanced military craft and genetic engineering' before "Alien".

Neither of which explains the precision cattle mutilations of the San Juan Valley.

**lewdog** · 05-31-2015, 06:05 PM

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Neither of which explains the precision cattle mutilations of the San Juan Valley.

I can. Mexicans.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-31-2015, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Genetically engineered what?

Beings, of course.

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I can. Mexicans.

Exactly. Hungry heffe' gonna' cut a fool.

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Ah, Bobby Bell's.

My experience was right in front of Antioch Shopping Center. I remember it very well.

Bell had THE BEST deep fried mushrooms.

Damn, I had forgotten about those. We sold a metric shit-ton of those mushrooms.

We had kickass potato wedges with skins, and bomb-ass baked beans too.

View Poll Results: What is your stance on aliens?
They come here and the government has some understanding and talks with them, has ships and bodies, and knows something about what they are.	25	16.23%
They come here, and the government investigates sightings and keeps secrets and has evidence but they don't know much.	31	20.13%
They exist and they come here but no one (including government) has any solid physical evidence or shocking secrets.	11	7.14%
They exist and are intelligent and could come here but they don't.	18	11.69%
Intelligent life exists in some form but can't come here because of distance/technology challenges.	54	35.06%
Something exists out there somewhere but it isn't intelligent.	8	5.19%
There are no life forms anywhere else.	7	4.55%
Voters: 154. You may not vote on this poll

05-31-2015, 01:02 PM	#1
Munson Roy E. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $11819646	Aliens exist. I see them all the time at Wal-Mart.
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05-31-2015, 01:31 PM	#2
Mrs. Loopner Starter Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NotAllowed2TellStrangers Casino cash: $9996493	Poll is self-limiting as are several comments. “Intelligent life exists in some form but can't come here because of distance/technology challenges” Mathematics (and physics) is an abstract science formulated to make sense of chaos. Trillions of stars, why limit to trillions? Humans are intrinsically arrogant and self-limiting. To fathom infinity is an impossible concept for most if not all so we impose limits to regulate the funkiness. Even Dave Lane’s narcissism and atheistic proclamations are self-limiting but all’s right with the world because we know he’s not alienostic. amirite Dave? __________________ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~Stephen Wright
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srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1531250	Why does everyone supporting lil green people have to explain views in Professor Poindexter language? Think by using all this smarty farty talk will make us believe you. Just spit it out in laymen terms don't go Einstein on us. ****ing dimensions only dimensions are the 5th and they kinda sucked as a band. Some sound like they spent whole morning and afternoon to get it just so. Whats wrong with you people?
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tiptap Is this it? Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $10007847	When we look at the predictions for how long this universe should exist in the state that allows for life and for stars and planets that we find in our galaxy, it tends to be about 100 billion years. This universe is only 14 billion years old. WE are an early intelligent life and WE get to be those aliens in saucers given a little forethought. __________________ Even a superstitious man has certain inalienable rights. He has a right to harbor and indulge his imbecilities as long as he pleases. . . He has a right to argue for them as eloquently as he can, in season and out of season. He has a right to teach them to his children. But certainly he has no right to be protected against the free criticism of those who do not hold them. He has no right to demand that they be treated as sacred. He has no right to preach them without challenge." -H.L. Mencken
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05-31-2015, 05:47 PM	#11
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Bunch of horse shit. I'll buy 'advanced military craft and genetic engineering' before "Alien". __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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