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Old 03-31-2023, 09:33 AM  
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Saw some crazy ****ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour.

Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B).

It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds.

Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed.

Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM.

Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car B. They drive off.

I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically.

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Old 03-31-2023, 10:58 AM   #16
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One thing I did not inherit is the road rage anger. Im a very calm driver. I think sometimes it makes people even more mad. They yell at me, flip me off, I just smile and wave.
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Old 03-31-2023, 10:59 AM   #17
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Saw some crazy ****ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour.

Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B).

It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds.

Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed.

Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM.

Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car A. They drive off.

I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically.

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Old 03-31-2023, 11:03 AM   #18
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One thing I did not inherit is the road rage anger. Im a very calm driver. I think sometimes it makes people even more mad. They yell at me, flip me off, I just smile and wave.
a few weeks ago i was having a bad day and some jackass almost hit me on the ****ing highway - literally just started coming into my lane like i wasn't even there

had to slam on the brakes to avoid certain death, and laid on the ****ing horn as i did it - absolute ****ing moron

i was so angry i sped up to catch him and blasted the horn again, and flipped my brights on just to **** with them

mother****er was going at least 15 mph over to get away

hopefully the cops pulled them over for speeding
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Old 03-31-2023, 11:06 AM   #19
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a few weeks ago i was having a bad day and some jackass almost hit me on the ****ing highway - literally just started coming into my lane like i wasn't even there

had to slam on the brakes to avoid certain death, and laid on the ****ing horn as i did it - absolute ****ing moron

i was so angry i sped up to catch him and blasted the horn again, and flipped my brights on just to **** with them

mother****er was going at least 15 mph over to get away

hopefully the cops pulled them over for speeding
I bet he was super scared of you
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Old 03-31-2023, 11:06 AM   #20
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Old 03-31-2023, 11:07 AM   #21
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I bet he was super scared of you
dude was getting out of there, you don't **** with dented murano drivers, we have nothing to lose
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Old 03-31-2023, 11:09 AM   #22
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They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car A. They drive off.
Why they throw it through their own window....that seems counter-productive.
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Why they throw it through their own window....that seems counter-productive.
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Was driving in San Diego many years ago and I accidentally cut off a car. Not a highway, but a city street. The guy I cut off starts laying on his horn and riding my bumper. I can see that he had 3 of his buddies in the car with him as well. He then swerves around to my passenger side and they all have windows down, middle fingers out, yelling at me. Then BAM! they rear-ended this big-ass Jeep with it's top down who had stopped at a red light. Driver should have kept his eyes on the road. Best part is that I had to stop briefly to but was a couple of cars back in the left lane. And then I see him. The driver of the jeep steps down and out to turn around, and it's this gargantuan dude. Just massive, super jacked, a mullet, wearing a tank top and clearly really pissed. The looks on the faces of those guys when they saw him. They instantly forgot all about me. Just an absolutely glorious moment!
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