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Old 10-05-2019, 01:14 PM   Topic Starter
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Who Here Is Planning To Buy “Pizza Insurance”?
Surely most of you have seen this crap from Dominos

Just buy their insurance, and if they get your order wrong, forget a sauce or take too long, they’ll make it right!

How stupid do they think people are?

Guess what, Dominos... I’m not buying it, and if you screw up my order you’re STILL gonna make it right!
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:16 PM   #2
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I don’t even buy their pizza.
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:17 PM   #3
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I don’t even buy their pizza.
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:17 PM   #4
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:19 PM   #5
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They’re not charging extra for it. Just a guarantee that your pizza will be right.
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:21 PM   #6
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They’re not charging extra for it. Just a guarantee that your pizza will be right.
I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
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Old 10-05-2019, 01:34 PM   #7
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
It seemed pretty clear, they were just highlighting the lengths they will go to in order to make sure you are a satisfied customer.

People are already accustomed to satisfaction guarantees, and 'the customer is always right' etc., so they came up with a pizza insurance concept to market how they'll supposedly make you a whole new pie and drop it off personally if you are in the least dissatisfied.

It's just a new angle on stressing their commitment to customer satisfaction.
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Old 10-05-2019, 02:12 PM   #8
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
It is. This is just an advertising gimmick.
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Old 10-05-2019, 03:01 PM   #9
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
Yeah pretty much. I had Papa Johns royally screw up 2 orders in a row a few years ago, I wrote a scathing email addressed to the questions/comments thingy on the receipt. The regional manager wrote back with coupon codes for 4 free pizza's.
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Old 10-05-2019, 04:44 PM   #10
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
How much did they take you for?
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Old 10-05-2019, 05:03 PM   #11
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
Marketing.


Look at how many times their name has been mentioned in this thread.
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Old 10-07-2019, 11:07 AM   #12
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I see, but it still seems pretty stupid... afaik that’s just standard practice for any type of restaurant
Of course it is.

So is just about everything in an All-State commercial. But they still find new ways to market it.

Are you new to commerce? "Faceless corporate monolith tries to get you to buy their product without doing anything that everyone else doesn't do. News at 11!"

I mean that's essentially the entire concept behind domestic beer. It's all crap, but if they can make their can turn blue or change the color of their box, maybe you'll buy their crap this time around.

Or do you really think the proprietors of Bud Light are Chiefs fans?

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Old 10-07-2019, 11:31 AM   #13
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Old 10-07-2019, 04:41 PM   #14
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Of course it is.

So is just about everything in an All-State commercial. But they still find new ways to market it.

Are you new to commerce? "Faceless corporate monolith tries to get you to buy their product without doing anything that everyone else doesn't do. News at 11!"

I mean that's essentially the entire concept behind domestic beer. It's all crap, but if they can make their can turn blue or change the color of their box, maybe you'll buy their crap this time around.

Or do you really think the proprietors of Bud Light are Chiefs fans?

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Old 10-05-2019, 01:22 PM   #15
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