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Tyreek’s Post NFL Career Plans
So, apparently Tyreek wants to be a porn star when he finishes in the NFL. I’m kind of surprised at his career goals. Or that he would admit them.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tyree...ver-speechless Also, Tyreek is famous for being fast. Seems to me that being fast is not really a good job attribute in his next anticipated industry. |
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09-26-2023, 06:39 PM | #2 |
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I mean...yeah. Why not? **** it.
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09-26-2023, 06:51 PM | #3 |
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Why wait? Seems like the best time to begin that career would be while he's still on top of the NFL world.
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09-26-2023, 07:17 PM | #4 |
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Guy is a complete dumb**** but hes a great great player.
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09-26-2023, 07:17 PM | #5 |
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I can't ****ing wait to see this dudes meat. I bet him tryna put a magnum on is like the burritto roller struggling to wrap the burritto at Chipotle
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09-26-2023, 07:21 PM | #6 |
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Acting is overrated. I'd rather be a producer with oversight over casting.
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09-26-2023, 07:22 PM | #7 |
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I bet he humps hella fast
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09-26-2023, 07:24 PM | #8 |
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10 cent head
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09-26-2023, 07:26 PM | #9 |
Going home eventually
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He's the type that goes broke.
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09-26-2023, 07:29 PM | #10 |
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Fox News.
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09-26-2023, 07:31 PM | #11 |
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Wonder if he's going to be pitching or catching.
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09-26-2023, 07:32 PM | #12 |
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I was thinking bass fisherman
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09-26-2023, 07:38 PM | #13 |
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Well its good to set goals I guess. I Bet Chris Jones got a belly laugh at this.
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09-26-2023, 07:42 PM | #14 |
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Loved him as a player but he sounds brain damaged.
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09-26-2023, 07:56 PM | #15 |
Thread I will end you.......
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