Poop What's the WORST that you've had to shit? - Page 4

teedubya · 11-25-2015, 09:55 AM

We need a good shit thread around here.

I've just had my personal worst. I'm currently in Romania and I can speak very little Romanian... none of the places that I went into would let me use their toilet... I had to do the turd-turtle walk of shame for about 1.5 miles back to the hotel, with super clenched muscles, while praying to the poop God. I barely made it back to my hotel room... and I shat a good 2 pounds worth.

I almost didn't make it multiple times. I had to do some lamase breathing to keep the beast within the confines of my colon.

And so this was a memorable life moment, one too shitty to post on Facebook, however perfect for CP.

What's the worst you had to shit? And did you make it to the toilet or nah?

Mosbonian · 11-26-2015, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

since having my gal bladder removed a few months ago, pretty much about 8 minutes after I eat anything, I need to shit NOW.

so, I've got that going for me.

When I had mine taken out, it was 10 minutes after I ate anything, save for Mexican food, which for some reason barely stayed around to shake hands with my colon.

It gets better over time....you can actually know when and what to eat and how to eat at carefully chosen places and knowing where the closest DECENT bathrooms are.

Someday I am going to have to break a promise to a friend I made never to tell his worst story of this.

BTW....the best thing to have on your phone if you are traveling the interstate is the Cracker Barrel app...

My wife and I call it the "CR-app"

Dayze · 11-26-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Feel lucky if you get a solid shit ever. It's like a lottery win.

Yeah, solid shits are a thing of the past.

Mr. Laz · 11-26-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Yeah, solid shits are a thing of the past.

Weird, I had by gall bladder removed and i'm the exact opposite.

No longer store bile to break stuff down.

I shit rocks.

Unless i take some edible THC(Weed) then it's soft serve ice cream time.

my body is so ****ed up.

Mr. Laz · 11-26-2015, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Never heard of the gummy bear thing. Sounds like I'm glad I didnt. Lol

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-F...ews/B008JELLCA

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I ate a half pound of sugar free gummy bears.

There are no words...

BucEyedPea · 11-27-2015, 01:28 AM

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Athis · 10-21-2018, 07:44 PM

This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.

What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.

Titty Meat · 10-21-2018, 07:46 PM

Ate at this place called Joe Joe's on 43rd and Main. Had to shit si bad driving home back then I didnt believe in using public restrooms for shitting. I got to Overland Park from the Plaza in 7 mins. Barely made it to the toilet.

scho63 · 10-21-2018, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Athis

This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.

What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

**Baby Lee** · 10-21-2018, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

Maybe he experienced an urgent need to share, before the memory made a mess all over everything.

Athis · 10-21-2018, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took.

Strange, very very strange.

Yeah I see I made a mistake...I was looking at another thread and had this link in there and posted to the wrong thread.....My humble apologies.

scho63 · 10-21-2018, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Athis

Yeah I see I made a mistake...I was looking at another thread and had this link in there and posted to the wrong thread.....My humble apologies.

No need to apologize. If you need to shit you need to shit. Next time don't wait so long!

11-25-2015, 09:55 AM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9490002	What's the WORST that you've had to shit? We need a good shit thread around here. I've just had my personal worst. I'm currently in Romania and I can speak very little Romanian... none of the places that I went into would let me use their toilet... I had to do the turd-turtle walk of shame for about 1.5 miles back to the hotel, with super clenched muscles, while praying to the poop God. I barely made it back to my hotel room... and I shat a good 2 pounds worth. I almost didn't make it multiple times. I had to do some lamase breathing to keep the beast within the confines of my colon. And so this was a memorable life moment, one too shitty to post on Facebook, however perfect for CP. What's the worst you had to shit? And did you make it to the toilet or nah?
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11-27-2015, 01:28 AM	#50
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10-21-2018, 07:44 PM	#51
Athis Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Orleans Casino cash: $3464294	This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now. What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.
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10-21-2018, 07:46 PM	#52
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $2297558	Ate at this place called Joe Joe's on 43rd and Main. Had to shit si bad driving home back then I didnt believe in using public restrooms for shitting. I got to Overland Park from the Plaza in 7 mins. Barely made it to the toilet.
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