Chiefs A few reasons why your Chiefs will blow out the Denver Broncos - Page 5

pugsnotdrugs19 · 11-25-2014, 11:16 PM

Before anyone goes off and says 'you're insane, wrong, a moron'... keep in mind no one thought it would happen to New England this year either.

1) The offensive personnel packages.

Think back to that wonderful Monday night matchup in September. Sure, a lot sticks out in your mind, but what I most recall was what the Patriots couldn't figure out. Offensive personnel confusion, nonstop. Kelce and Charles out wide, Bowe motioning in the slot, Avery/Kelce/Charles in diamond formations, the list goes on and on. (We didn't have that Thomas guy, either). And maybe it's injuries, maybe it's a mystery, but we haven't seen as much of it all since that night. My theory? Reid's plan. Saving more of the good stuff for this coming Sunday night. Not putting it on tape before hand. (If they can stop it anyway). And now, with major gains to be made, the offense will again throw more curveballs than Denver can handle.

2) 142.2

No real story here. The place is crazy any gameday sure... but primetime under the lights? Against the forehead? Division on the line? Guinness may wanna stop by just incase they break it again. It's gonna be crazy folks. Manning will have looks on his face of impatient anger that we can't currently imagine.

and lastly...

3) We just lost to the Raiders

Simple enough. Our guys should be pretty motivated. Pissed off. Ready to beat these pricks for the first time in the forehead era.

Look, you may or may not buy into all this, and that's fine, but this is the same team we lost by 7 on the road to without Jamaal. Same team that was blown out by the Patriots and Rams a couple of weeks ago. Same team that squeaked by the Dolphins at home, who we blew out. It's far from impossible.

So let me be the first to say. Final score-- Chiefs - a lot, Broncos - a little.

pugsnotdrugs19 · 11-26-2014, 12:45 PM

Looks like we will have Avery back. So, unless Fasano doesn't play, we enter the game with Charles, Davis, DAT, Kelce, Fasano, Bowe, Avant, Avery....

I'll go to war with that.

TEX · 11-26-2014, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

Looks like we will have Avery back. So, unless Fasano doesn't play, we enter the game with Charles, Davis, DAT, Kelce, Fasano, Bowe, Avant, Avery....

I'll go to war with that.

Yep. It's the best its ever gonna get.

**Dave Lane** · 11-26-2014, 01:01 PM

I just bet a donkey fan $200 so if I lose its Pugs fault, completely.

Pablo · 11-26-2014, 01:10 PM

A few reasons why I'm going to wake up with a 13-inch whammer tomorrow:

1) The jelquing of my package

I've been doing some confusing stretches and diamond type shapes looking to really expand the skin and cartilage. I've even put it on tape to get my technique down.

2) 6.25

Inches is what I'm looking at right now. Prime time conditions. Holiday. Wife will be mega drunk and looking to bone. There's just no way my dick doesn't double in size overnight in anticipation for the kidney thrusting I'm about to give her.

3) I just lost out on a blowjob

I had one all lined up the other night, and I just had to say some mouthy stupid shit and kill the deal. My dick has been pretty pissed at me. So mad I'm guessing he'll grow at an alarming rate for no good reason.

Final score:

Pablo's enormous wang - 700, Wife's orifices - 0.

11-25-2014, 11:16 PM
pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $9119447	A few reasons why your Chiefs will blow out the Denver Broncos Before anyone goes off and says 'you're insane, wrong, a moron'... keep in mind no one thought it would happen to New England this year either. 1) The offensive personnel packages. Think back to that wonderful Monday night matchup in September. Sure, a lot sticks out in your mind, but what I most recall was what the Patriots couldn't figure out. Offensive personnel confusion, nonstop. Kelce and Charles out wide, Bowe motioning in the slot, Avery/Kelce/Charles in diamond formations, the list goes on and on. (We didn't have that Thomas guy, either). And maybe it's injuries, maybe it's a mystery, but we haven't seen as much of it all since that night. My theory? Reid's plan. Saving more of the good stuff for this coming Sunday night. Not putting it on tape before hand. (If they can stop it anyway). And now, with major gains to be made, the offense will again throw more curveballs than Denver can handle. 2) 142.2 No real story here. The place is crazy any gameday sure... but primetime under the lights? Against the forehead? Division on the line? Guinness may wanna stop by just incase they break it again. It's gonna be crazy folks. Manning will have looks on his face of impatient anger that we can't currently imagine. and lastly... 3) We just lost to the Raiders Simple enough. Our guys should be pretty motivated. Pissed off. Ready to beat these pricks for the first time in the forehead era. Look, you may or may not buy into all this, and that's fine, but this is the same team we lost by 7 on the road to without Jamaal. Same team that was blown out by the Patriots and Rams a couple of weeks ago. Same team that squeaked by the Dolphins at home, who we blew out. It's far from impossible. So let me be the first to say. Final score-- Chiefs - a lot, Broncos - a little.
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11-26-2014, 12:45 PM	#61
pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $9119447	Looks like we will have Avery back. So, unless Fasano doesn't play, we enter the game with Charles, Davis, DAT, Kelce, Fasano, Bowe, Avant, Avery.... I'll go to war with that.
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11-26-2014, 01:01 PM	#63
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11-26-2014, 01:10 PM	#64
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $1889356	A few reasons why I'm going to wake up with a 13-inch whammer tomorrow: 1) The jelquing of my package I've been doing some confusing stretches and diamond type shapes looking to really expand the skin and cartilage. I've even put it on tape to get my technique down. 2) 6.25 Inches is what I'm looking at right now. Prime time conditions. Holiday. Wife will be mega drunk and looking to bone. There's just no way my dick doesn't double in size overnight in anticipation for the kidney thrusting I'm about to give her. 3) I just lost out on a blowjob I had one all lined up the other night, and I just had to say some mouthy stupid shit and kill the deal. My dick has been pretty pissed at me. So mad I'm guessing he'll grow at an alarming rate for no good reason. Final score: Pablo's enormous wang - 700, Wife's orifices - 0.
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