Things you do to annoy your SO

[Hammock Parties]

These are awesome.

When I take my boxers off at night, I try and throw them directly on her face.

I call her bro all the time.

When she calls me with a big sob story about her day, I'll let her vent then ask her "Who is this?"

I'll slam on the brakes and yell when shes not paying attention and I'm driving.

If she loses me in a store I'll wander around and loudly say her name.

If shes being cranky/ picky I'll look at the cat we have and say "Mommys being a bitch"

Fart silently under the blankets while in bed, then lift her side of the blankets up and put them down again really fast so she gets blown in the face with a blast of warm fart air.

If she wants to cuddle in bed and I'm not feeling it, I'll grab her and and try to make her touch my asshole. She freaks out.

Tuck my junk behind my jegs when I know shes going to try to touch it sometimes. Always catches her off guard.

Lay facing her in bed if shes reading, I'll pretend to be asleep and she'll reach over me to turn off the light when shes finished, I'll open my eyes super wide and scream, she loses it. (Punch reflex, hurts, but its worth it)

Fart in the car and lock the power windows.

If shes near the bathroom and I'm pooping, I'll reach and open the door and silently maintain eye contact with her as long as possible.