Adam Teicher completely screws up the NFL Nation redraft

[lcarus]

Teicher's draft was like he didn't even give a shit and just picked whatever.

But it's still almost as good as the Denver guy's draft. Drew Lock with the first pick (lmao), Travis Kelce, Isaiah Simmons, Courtland Sutton. What a dumb homer.

[Rain Man]

Ronnie Stanley was the sixth pick in the entire draft? Really? Sixth pick?

And I'm laughing at the Bronco guy who picked Drew Lock 15th overall. There's a fair amount of homerism as you look at the list, but that's pretty much tops.

[Rain Man]

And I'm puzzling about how Dalvin Cook was taken 33rd and Nick Chubb was taken 96th. Chubb is a far better player at the same position.

[duncan_idaho]

Holy shit, it's even worse if you look at the full list.

1/2) He takes Gilmore/Cook. This is with Myles Garrett, T.J. Watt, Chase Young, Danielle Hunter, Camerson Jordan all on the board on defense (All better picks than Gilmore) and with a bunch of better skill players available offensively. Like... Saquon Barkley (who is better than Cook at everything). And more valuable players at WR in Julio Jones and Davante Adams.

3/4) He takes another mother****ing RB with his next pick, when Stafon Diggs, A.J. Brown, Courtland Sutton, Kenny Golladay, and then uses his last pick on a journeyman QB.

I mean, at that point, just take a good player and say you're using a journeyman QB and building the best roster around them.

[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Holy shit, it's even worse if you look at the full list.

1/2) He takes Gilmore/Cook. This is with Myles Garrett, T.J. Watt, Chase Young, Danielle Hunter, Camerson Jordan all on the board on defense (All better picks than Gilmore) and with a bunch of better skill players available offensively. Like... Saquon Barkley (who is better than Cook at everything). And more valuable players at WR in Julio Jones and Davante Adams.

3/4) He takes another mother****ing RB with his next pick, when Stafon Diggs, A.J. Brown, Courtland Sutton, Kenny Golladay, and then uses his last pick on a journeyman QB.

I mean, at that point, just take a good player and say you're using a journeyman QB and building the best roster around them.

The rules of this dumbass idea was that you HAD to take a qb in the 4 picks. And this dipshit still thought there would be someone worthwhile 4th round.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by tyecopeland

The rules of this dumbass idea was that you HAD to take a qb in the 4 picks. And this dipshit still thought there would be someone worthwhile 4th round.

What a really ****ing stupid exercise, then.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Holy shit, it's even worse if you look at the full list.

1/2) He takes Gilmore/Cook. This is with Myles Garrett, T.J. Watt, Chase Young, Danielle Hunter, Camerson Jordan all on the board on defense (All better picks than Gilmore) and with a bunch of better skill players available offensively. Like... Saquon Barkley (who is better than Cook at everything). And more valuable players at WR in Julio Jones and Davante Adams.

3/4) He takes another mother****ing RB with his next pick, when Stafon Diggs, A.J. Brown, Courtland Sutton, Kenny Golladay, and then uses his last pick on a journeyman QB.

I mean, at that point, just take a good player and say you're using a journeyman QB and building the best roster around them.

Anytime you can take the Chargers and remove their pass rush, it's CLEARLY the best way to a championship.

This team goes 3-13, right? Worse? I mean I can't imagine anyone in that article has a WORSE 4 picks than Teicher.

Lord he's an idiot.

[Miles]

Houstons’ first pick as Deandre Hopkins was amusing.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Miles

Houstons’ first pick as Deandre Hopkins was amusing.

She made a statement there, and still pretty much nailed the draft. That may be the best draft of the group.

I wonder if she'll be banned from O'Brien's press conferences for the 11 games this year where he's still the coach.

[Rasputin]

Adam Teicher can **** an angry red ant hole and get stung in the asshole by a Murder Hornet.

[KC_Connection]

He took Dalvin Cook at 33? Holy shit.

[Rain Man]

If I'm taking into account the draft position, the best drafts would have to be:

Dolphins - Not a Cousins fan, but overall it's a solid draft.
Cowboys - I'm not a fan of Keenan Allen at all, but the other three picks are gold.
Texans - Solid draft for being late in the order

But Cincinnati is still going to win the Super Bowl. We all know why.


The worst picks are:

Los Angeles Chargers. WTF?
Las Vegas Raiders. Too homer.
Eagles - Mostly unproven guys.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If I'm taking into account the draft position, the best drafts would have to be:

Dolphins - Not a Cousins fan, but overall it's a solid draft.
Cowboys - I'm not a fan of Keenan Allen at all, but the other three picks are gold.
Texans - Solid draft for being late in the order

But Cincinnati is still going to win the Super Bowl. We all know why.


The worst picks are:

Los Angeles Chargers. WTF?
Las Vegas Raiders. Too homer.
Eagles - Mostly unproven guys.

I liked the value in some of the teams picking late who nabbed blue chippers while taking flyers on boom or bust QB types. The Titans and 49ers stand out in that crowd.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by carcosa

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...s-all-32-teams

First of all I hate the premise of this article because it imagines a world where we don't have Patrick Mahomes. But also check out Adam Teicher's draft:



Hey Adam..... **** u!!!!!!!

And this, fellas, is why you just don't listen to a damn thing Teicher says. Ever.

Guy actually thought he'd get an above average quarterback 100 picks into an NFL draft.

He simply has no understanding of modern football. And he's never been connected at all. He's just goddamn worthless. The only reason I clicked on this is I thought it said "Schefter" and was damn confused as I read it.

Then it all made a LOT of sense when I saw it was actually Teicher. The guy's completely out of touch.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

2 running backs....2....running backs