2022 Predictions

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AFC

Ravens 14-3
Bills 13-4
Chiefs 12-5
Chargers 12-5
Colts 12-5
Bengals 11-6
Raiders 10-7

Broncos, Titans, Patriots and Dolphins all miss the playoffs at 9-8.

NFC

TB 14-3
GB 13-4
Eagles 13-4
Rams 12-5
New Orleans 11-6
Vikings 10-7
SF 10-7

Arizona and Dallas miss the playoffs at 9-8.

Playoffs: Chargers knock off the Colts. KC exacts revenge on the Bengals. Bills beat down the Raiders.

Lamar fails again as the Chargers win in Baltimore. KC conquers the Bills once again. This time in Buffalo. KC hosts the AFC Championship for the fifth straight time and narrowly beats the Chargers.

Rams over Saints. Eagles over Viqueens. GB over SF.

TB gets by the Rams. Packers put down the Eagles. Green Bay wins the NFC Championship. Brady retires again but comes out of retirement during halftime of the Super Bowl.

The NFL finally gets the State Farm Bowl. KC falls behind early and trails 14-10 at halftime. Clark pops in a VHS of Hank Stram telling the troops to “just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field.” Mahomes decides this is a good plan and executes said plan. KC scores three second half TDs en route to a 31-24 triumph.

Champion: Kansas City Chiefs

Following the game, in a rare moment of brutal honesty, Mahomes grabs the mic and announces to Joe Burrow, Josh Allen and Justin Herbert that they can suck his [expletive] and that none of them will win anything while he’s around.