Awww, here's why the Donks choked. Jake had a cold!

shaneo69 · 01-22-2006, 09:28 PM

Broncos | Plummer plays AFC Title game with chest cold
Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:38:45 -0800

The Associated Press reports Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer played in the team's AFC Championship game with a chest cold. Plummer claimed it only affected his scrambling ability and would not use it as an excuse for the team's loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Plummer said, "I won't use that as an excuse. I tried to make some plays, but when they are playing deep like that, it's tough going."

**the Talking Can** · 01-22-2006, 09:30 PM

actually, he had semen in his eyes...

Boon · 01-22-2006, 09:31 PM

I wondered why he was choking so much.

greg63 · 01-22-2006, 09:33 PM

rrriiiiggghhhttt!

**Dunit35** · 01-22-2006, 09:33 PM

Nice excuse Jake.

**the Talking Can** · 01-22-2006, 09:34 PM

so, if you have a cold your legs don't work?

shaneo69 · 01-22-2006, 09:36 PM

And another excuse...

Broncos | Lynch bothered by sore knee
Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:21:44 -0800

CBS Sports reports Denver Broncos S John Lynch (knee) is bothered by a sore right knee. He has been able to remain in the AFC Championship game to this point.

Hammock Parties · 01-22-2006, 09:37 PM

Lynch is a bitch.

Halfcan · 01-22-2006, 10:10 PM

Yeah the announcers really played up the flu angle. He must have had the flu his whole career-because todays game is pretty much in-line with his career stats. He has always made bad decisions and fumbled a lot. He is not a leader at all. Donks are doomed while he is QB.

teedubya · 01-22-2006, 10:12 PM

Hahah... Career flu-like symptoms...

tk13 · 01-22-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

Hahah... Career flu-like symptoms...

Yeah, as in the ball flu out of his hands and into the hands of the other team.

Boon · 01-22-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, as in the ball flu out of his hands and into the hands of the other team.

MAO

Deberg_1990 · 01-22-2006, 10:15 PM

I wonder if Bill Walsh still thinks this turd is the 2nd coming of Montana??

PunkinDrublic · 01-22-2006, 10:17 PM

His porn mustache wouldn't allow him to spot the open recievers.

BigOlChiefsfan · 01-22-2006, 10:19 PM

Shanarat had papercuts on his both hands from 'covering his mouth' with the Donx playbook. The wily uberodent was trying to prevent the media from revealing his 'genius' plays to well known dumbass Bill Cower during the game.

The papercuts were obviously affecting Shanarat's concentration. Donkeytown trainers tried repeated applications of lemon juice, but their ministrations failed to prevent Shanarat from 'going for it' on 4th and 10 deep in Donkey territory late in the game. The Donx almost fumbled it away, but 'only' gave it up on downs. The Steelers scored almost instantly, you could hear the laughter all the way from Pittsburg.

Donkey trainers were seen trying to pour lemon juice on the nail holes in the Donx coffin during the Steelers subsequent Touchdown, but too little, too late.

Please give generously to the American Papercut Association. Donxfan's wish they would have.

01-22-2006, 09:28 PM
shaneo69 Smug Weasel Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bleachers at Busch Casino cash: $10004900	Awww, here's why the Donks choked. Jake had a cold! Broncos \| Plummer plays AFC Title game with chest cold Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:38:45 -0800 The Associated Press reports Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer played in the team's AFC Championship game with a chest cold. Plummer claimed it only affected his scrambling ability and would not use it as an excuse for the team's loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Plummer said, "I won't use that as an excuse. I tried to make some plays, but when they are playing deep like that, it's tough going."
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shaneo69 Smug Weasel Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bleachers at Busch Casino cash: $10004900	And another excuse... Broncos \| Lynch bothered by sore knee Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:21:44 -0800 CBS Sports reports Denver Broncos S John Lynch (knee) is bothered by a sore right knee. He has been able to remain in the AFC Championship game to this point. __________________ "I like Chiefs president Carl Peterson. I respect his business savvy. I envy his management skills and his penchant never to be driven by the whims of popularity. I admire his willingness to take responsibility for decisions that don’t work out the way he would have wanted." - Rufus, from KCChiefs.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Yeah the announcers really played up the flu angle. He must have had the flu his whole career-because todays game is pretty much in-line with his career stats. He has always made bad decisions and fumbled a lot. He is not a leader at all. Donks are doomed while he is QB.
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BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $6380157	Shanarat had papercuts on his both hands from 'covering his mouth' with the Donx playbook. The wily uberodent was trying to prevent the media from revealing his 'genius' plays to well known dumbass Bill Cower during the game. The papercuts were obviously affecting Shanarat's concentration. Donkeytown trainers tried repeated applications of lemon juice, but their ministrations failed to prevent Shanarat from 'going for it' on 4th and 10 deep in Donkey territory late in the game. The Donx almost fumbled it away, but 'only' gave it up on downs. The Steelers scored almost instantly, you could hear the laughter all the way from Pittsburg. Donkey trainers were seen trying to pour lemon juice on the nail holes in the Donx coffin during the Steelers subsequent Touchdown, but too little, too late. Please give generously to the American Papercut Association. Donxfan's wish they would have. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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