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Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
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Walk it off.
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Waiting to be voted off
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Baltimore, MD
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I know milk helps when you eat them. Maybe try washing hands with milk? I don't know.
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Colorado
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Don't scratch her coochie or rub her eyes
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Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Antifreeze.
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Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
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Pour salt on them.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Maple syrup.
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Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: floating in a tin can
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For God's sake, man!
Don't let her cup your balls!
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Unicorn tears drank from the fang of a dragon.
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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
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Damn, those must be some crazy hot jalepenos.
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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I do that shit all the time, not only chop but de-seed serrano peppers for chili, and ALWAYS end up taking out my contacts afterwards. It burns like satan's wet fart, and makes the contacts unusable the next day.
From Wiki: Treatment after exposure The primary treatment is removal from exposure. Contaminated clothing should be removed and placed in airtight bags to prevent secondary exposure. Capsaicin could be washed off the skin using soap, shampoo, or other detergents, or rubbed off with oily compounds such as vegetable oil, paraffin oil, petroleum jelly (Vaseline), creams, or polyethylene glycol. Plain water, as well as home remedies such as vinegar, bleach, sodium metabisulfite, or topical antacid suspensions are ineffective in removing capsaicin. Burning and pain symptoms can be effectively relieved by cooling, e.g., from ice, cold water, cold bottles, cold surfaces, or a flow of air from wind or a fan. In severe cases, eye burn might be treated symptomatically with topical ophthalmic anesthetics; mucous membrane burn with lidocaine gel. Capsaicin-induced asthma might be treated with nebulized bronchodilators or oral antihistamines or corticosteroids.[30]
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Wasted away again...
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Dish washing soap.
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Damn man, I feel her pain. I did that once, the only thing that helped me was keeping a bowl of ice water next to me for the next few hours and occasionally dipping my hand in it. It's even more fun when you unwittingly wipe your eyes with your fingers.
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Guess not agood time to ask for a handjob?
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