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Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang
Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang For Being Too Cool
FEBRUARY 16, 2010 | ISSUE 46•07 DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans. ![]() Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang For Being Too Cool | The Onion - America's Finest http://www.theonion.com/content/news...s_2010_mustang 2/16/2010 Last edited by ILWarpaint; 02-17-2010 at 04:15 PM.. Reason: For KC Fish's viewing pleasure. |
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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onions still got it...
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Ain't no relax!
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Are you aware of
the Remove Text Formatting button that is in the upper left corner of the message creation screen? It's quite handy for removing html formatting that makes the message very difficult to read. It looks like this: ![]() Thank you.
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Heh, heh. Good stuff.
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Woman should only make babies
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I bought a mustang awhile back it was a piece of shit.
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Has a particular set of skills
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I love my 2005 mustang. I've got 85K miles on it now and nada problem, evah.
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sorta mod-ish
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There is no competition in the US automobile industry for homegrown builders. Not enough independents and only large makers. Too many regulations i assume.
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sorta mod-ish
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no problem the coat hanger melted to the passenger window for my servers outfit at applebees was night
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