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Starter
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: On your internet
Casino cash: $10004910
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Gave birth to their daughter.
Just a joke. I'm not married |
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Did you hear what I said?
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $-736615
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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can't think of anything that bad w/my inlaws.
one time my father in law swiped the hat off my head and tossed it in the air. then he shot a hole through it w/a .22. i never gave him any reason to do bad shit to me after that sec
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#5 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Lee's Summit
Casino cash: $4711637
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My M-n-Law (her father is deceased (before we met)).
At the time my wife and I were dating (shacking up), my wife was getting on me about how I need to warm up to her and give it a shot to try to be "in" with her. So taking her advice, I email (we lived in Indiana her mother lived in Georgia)her something about how we should talk more or something of the sort. The next day, this heffa emails me this long email about how she doesn't care for me and I'm just using her daughter for a place to stay and how lazy I am, etc. Mind you, we were both coming out of college and I was living with my parents while looking for a job when her daughter told me to come there and look for a job. Anyhow... needless to say... I kinda stayed away from mother after that. We're ok now but I'm still really stand offish with her because of some other shit she's done. |
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2071115
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Not a damn thing.
My in-laws are ****ing saints. Seriously. They've always treated me with the utmost respect, and I do the same in turn. Good peeps. |
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#7 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
Casino cash: $10039067
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#8 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1519523
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They created my bitch ass good for nuthin wife.
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#9 |
Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $9949903
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not married yet. but so far dishonesty.
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Enjoyer of things
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Toronto
Casino cash: $10012210
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My in-laws treat me like a son and I'm very grateful but you should see the shit i get for Xmas, damn! I have to pull it all out from under the stairs when they visit.
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $3479212
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My in-laws are Thai and live in Thailand. When we visit they make me get a spray tan, pull my eyelids back with scotch tape, and hide me in the back closet. I'm kidding, of course. I can't understand the Thai language very good, but I don't *think* they ever talk bad about me.
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#12 |
Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: In many minds, rent free.
Casino cash: $9935667
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My sister-in-law - a real manipulator.
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Not even going there.
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Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Johnson County
Casino cash: $10013802
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I went on a diet and lost @80 pounds. I changed the way I eat and act to get there. Well, my mother-in-law wrote me a very nasty letter on how I was changing family traditions because I would or wouldn't eat someting. Keep in mind if I didn't want something...dessert, rolls ect. I just said no thank you, but i guess my mother-in-law saw this as some kind of insult.
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Crazys of Montana
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My poor best friend....He got along great with his future MIL, until he proposed to his girlfriend. Then her mom stopped talking to both of them because someone told her that, "Mexicans beat their women."
He got the cold shoulder for years. He, just recently, told me that she's finally warming up to him again after being married for nine years. |
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