Chiefs 2022 Predictions - Page 3

RaidersOftheCellar · 09-06-2022, 07:14 AM

AFC

Ravens 14-3
Bills 13-4
Chiefs 12-5
Chargers 12-5
Colts 12-5
Bengals 11-6
Raiders 10-7

Broncos, Titans, Patriots and Dolphins all miss the playoffs at 9-8.

NFC

TB 14-3
GB 13-4
Eagles 13-4
Rams 12-5
New Orleans 11-6
Vikings 10-7
SF 10-7

Arizona and Dallas miss the playoffs at 9-8.

Playoffs: Chargers knock off the Colts. KC exacts revenge on the Bengals. Bills beat down the Raiders.

Lamar fails again as the Chargers win in Baltimore. KC conquers the Bills once again. This time in Buffalo. KC hosts the AFC Championship for the fifth straight time and narrowly beats the Chargers.

Rams over Saints. Eagles over Viqueens. GB over SF.

TB gets by the Rams. Packers put down the Eagles. Green Bay wins the NFC Championship. Brady retires again but comes out of retirement during halftime of the Super Bowl.

The NFL finally gets the State Farm Bowl. KC falls behind early and trails 14-10 at halftime. Clark pops in a VHS of Hank Stram telling the troops to “just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field.” Mahomes decides this is a good plan and executes said plan. KC scores three second half TDs en route to a 31-24 triumph.

Champion: Kansas City Chiefs

Following the game, in a rare moment of brutal honesty, Mahomes grabs the mic and announces to Joe Burrow, Josh Allen and Justin Herbert that they can suck his [expletive] and that none of them will win anything while he’s around.

WilliamTheIrish · 09-06-2022, 03:01 PM

Don’t care about W/L.

The floor for this team, as long as PMII is QB, is the AFCCG.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 09-06-2022, 04:39 PM

Entire league finishes 0-0-17.

Heard it here first.

Coochie liquor · 09-06-2022, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Wanna make a bet on that?? I do!!

Quesadilla Joe · 09-06-2022, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Don’t care about W/L.

The floor for this team, as long as PMII is QB, is the AFCCG.

This isn't 2018 anymore. The difference between Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Russ and Herbert is tiny and prime Tyreek Hill and Kelce are no longer around.

KC will be competitive, but they're rebuilding right now and may not even make the playoffs.

Coochie liquor · 09-06-2022, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

This isn't 2018 anymore. The difference between Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Russ and Herbert is tiny and prime Tyreek Hill and Kelce are no longer around.

KC will be competitive, but they're rebuilding right now and may not even make the playoffs.

Then let’s make a bet on it! I’m your huckleberry, or are you scared?

RunKC · 09-06-2022, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

This isn't 2018 anymore. The difference between Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Russ and Herbert is tiny and prime Tyreek Hill and Kelce are no longer around.

KC will be competitive, but they're rebuilding right now and may not even make the playoffs.

Chiefs have 3rd best odds to win super bowl this year per Vegas

https://sportsnaut.com/super-bowl-od...fl-season/amp/

You’re braindead if you think this is not a rebuilding year for Denver lmao

Coochie liquor · 09-06-2022, 05:21 PM

Blowmo… why crickets all of a sudden. You sound sure of your team. Let’s make it official!!

Quesadilla Joe · 09-06-2022, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Then let’s make a bet on it! I’m your huckleberry, or are you scared?

Bet on what? All I said is that the Chiefs aren't going to waltz to the AFCCG anymore because the rest of the conference has a franchise QB now.

The only way I'd bet on anything is if the bet is voided if Russell Wilson, Jerry Jeudy, Courtland Sutton, Pat Surtain, Justin Simmons, or DreMont Jones miss 4 or more games.

Coochie liquor · 09-06-2022, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Bet on what? All I said is that the Chiefs aren't going to waltz to the AFCCG anymore because the rest of the conference has a franchise QB now.

The only way I'd bet on anything is if the bet is voided if Russell Wilson, Jerry Jeudy, Courtland Sutton, Pat Surtain, Justin Simmons, or DreMont Jones miss 4 or more games.

You seem confident Chiefs miss the playoffs, and Dungver makes it. Let’s make the bet. I’ll donate to whoever you want if you win, you donate to 15 and the Mahomies when you lose.

No leaving forever bets, you name the dollar amount.

Edit: sounds like you feel you have a team of brokedicks.

**New World Order** · 09-06-2022, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

This isn't 2018 anymore. The difference between Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Russ and Herbert is tiny and prime Tyreek Hill and Kelce are no longer around.

KC will be competitive, but they're rebuilding right now and may not even make the playoffs.

Well if there’s any experts out there on teams missing the playoffs it would definitely be Donko fans

Quesadilla Joe · 09-06-2022, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

You seem confident Chiefs miss the playoffs, and Dungver makes it. Let’s make the bet. I’ll donate to whoever you want if you win, you donate to 15 and the Mahomies when you lose.

No leaving forever bets, you name the dollar amount.

Edit: sounds like you feel you have a team of brokedicks.

I'm not confident that the Chiefs, Chargers or Broncos will miss the playoffs.

I'd be willing to bet $50 that Denver does make it, as long as the aforementioned Pro Bowl caliber players don't miss 4 or more games.

**New World Order** · 09-06-2022, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

I'm not confident that the Chiefs, Chargers or Broncos will miss the playoffs.

I'd be willing to bet $50 that Denver does make it, as long as the aforementioned Pro Bowl caliber players don't miss 4 or more games.

“Pro bowl caliber players”

So basically Justin Simmons and an old Russell Wilson?

Coochie liquor · 09-06-2022, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

I'm not confident that the Chiefs, Chargers or Broncos will miss the playoffs.

I'd be willing to bet $50 that Denver does make it, as long as the aforementioned Pro Bowl caliber players don't miss 4 or more games.

Ok that’s a bet. When I win your $50 goes to 15 and the Mahomies! Putting it in my sig.

RaidersOftheCellar · 09-06-2022, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

This isn't 2018 anymore. The difference between Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Russ and Herbert is tiny and prime Tyreek Hill and Kelce are no longer around.

KC will be competitive, but they're rebuilding right now and may not even make the playoffs.

It's called reloading.

htismaqe · 09-06-2022, 06:46 PM

It's called trolling.

He's not even good at it anymore. He's a parody of himself.

09-06-2022, 07:14 AM
RaidersOftheCellar MVP Join Date: Sep 2016 Casino cash: $-659600	2022 Predictions AFC Ravens 14-3 Bills 13-4 Chiefs 12-5 Chargers 12-5 Colts 12-5 Bengals 11-6 Raiders 10-7 Broncos, Titans, Patriots and Dolphins all miss the playoffs at 9-8. NFC TB 14-3 GB 13-4 Eagles 13-4 Rams 12-5 New Orleans 11-6 Vikings 10-7 SF 10-7 Arizona and Dallas miss the playoffs at 9-8. Playoffs: Chargers knock off the Colts. KC exacts revenge on the Bengals. Bills beat down the Raiders. Lamar fails again as the Chargers win in Baltimore. KC conquers the Bills once again. This time in Buffalo. KC hosts the AFC Championship for the fifth straight time and narrowly beats the Chargers. Rams over Saints. Eagles over Viqueens. GB over SF. TB gets by the Rams. Packers put down the Eagles. Green Bay wins the NFC Championship. Brady retires again but comes out of retirement during halftime of the Super Bowl. The NFL finally gets the State Farm Bowl. KC falls behind early and trails 14-10 at halftime. Clark pops in a VHS of Hank Stram telling the troops to “just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field.” Mahomes decides this is a good plan and executes said plan. KC scores three second half TDs en route to a 31-24 triumph. Champion: Kansas City Chiefs Following the game, in a rare moment of brutal honesty, Mahomes grabs the mic and announces to Joe Burrow, Josh Allen and Justin Herbert that they can suck his [expletive] and that none of them will win anything while he’s around.
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