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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by srvy

At some point I discovered the single greatest way to kill flies. I don't remember if I read it somewhere or if I discovered it myself, but it's a 100 percent effective killer.

You get a plastic to-go spoon.

You bend the spoon a bit to get tension into it, and then position it over the fly. You can get it close to the fly and still be far enough away to not trigger its flee instinct. Position it over the fly, get the tension built up, and then release it.

Bam.

100 percent kill rate. It's completely accurate and always effective.