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Old 04-25-2025, 11:43 AM   #1
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WRONG. Teach your children to murder squirrels or you are in dereliction of duty as a father.
You can be such a knob.
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Old 04-25-2025, 12:53 PM   #2
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You can be such a knob.
NO! You need to find yourself as a MAN and SOON. DEFEND YOUR PROPERTY.

If anyone's feelings are hurt in the process they will GROW AS A HUMAN.
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Old 04-25-2025, 02:35 PM   #3
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NO! You need to find yourself as a MAN and SOON. DEFEND YOUR PROPERTY.

If anyone's feelings are hurt in the process they will GROW AS A HUMAN.
Bro you are the LAST person I will take any advice from about being a man.
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Old 04-25-2025, 03:22 PM   #4
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Bro you are the LAST person I will take any advice from about being a man.
I've burned a mouse alive to get rid of it. I'm manlier than you.

Man up and go to war.
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Old 04-25-2025, 04:49 PM   #5
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I've burned a mouse alive to get rid of it. I'm manlier than you.

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Wow.

We had a mouse problem in the dorm at Drury. Bastard would get to your food wherever it was. They wouldn’t do anything about it.

I moved the head of my bed towards the built in desk, laid a trail of donut crumbs to the edge, which led them to jump into a metal trash can where they were incinerated with a can of Right Guard and a lighter.

Then they were crucified on popsicle sticks from the dining hall and displayed on the landing between floors 1 and 2.

After I hung about 50 of the ****ers, they addressed the problem.
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Old 04-25-2025, 04:58 PM   #6
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I've burned a mouse alive to get rid of it. I'm manlier than you.
Lighting your own farts while doing rodent assplay?

You just moved yourself one tick closer to the Jeffrey Dahmer side of the graph.
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Lighting your own farts while doing rodent assplay?

You just moved yourself one tick closer to the Jeffrey Dahmer side of the graph.
What was I supposed to do? The thing was stunned, not dead. I wasn't about to reach over and grab it and have it risk biting me or something. So I emptied the rest of a bottle of hand sanitizer over it's head. I think the shock paralyzed it further. Funny thing about hand sanitizer. It's HIGHLY flammable. It's an even better firestarter than lighter fluid. And I emptied that WHOLE bottle onto the ****ing thing. It was drenched like a sewer rat. Grabbed the box of matches nearby, skritch-skratch, and tossed the flame onto Mousey Denethor. Set a fire in his flesh. He went up like Gondor was calling for aid. But none came. His heart probably exploded because I didn't hear any screeching. The smell lingered terribly for a few days.
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