My New Roommate is a Rams Fan! Argh! - Page 4

**Rausch** · 07-13-2005, 12:50 AM

You should put him out of his misery...

CoMoChief · 07-13-2005, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Leave it to me Zach. Being most of my friends at MU are from St. Louis, and are Rams fans, I know exactly what you do. You just make fun of Mike Martz and it will piss off ANY Rams fan because they all know that he's a huge piece of poop but they dont wanna admit it.

But prepare yourself for some "Well the Rams have been to 2 Super Bowls in the last 6 seasons and have won one of them, when's the last time the Chiefs won a Super Bowl?" You can easily counter that with something like "look at the head to head match-ups" or "You play in a division whos teams are equal to those of the NFL Europe League."

If you need to reach me for more Rams tips give me a call.

**Saulbadguy** · 07-13-2005, 05:58 AM

Smother her with a pillow while she sleeps.

cadmonkey · 07-13-2005, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Tell him you are an Adam Vinatieri fan

chagrin · 07-13-2005, 06:38 AM

Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Mr. Kotter · 07-13-2005, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Holy crap; that violates even my very low threshold for what's appropriate....

Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it....

**Bearcat** · 07-13-2005, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Wow... that's... ugh... wow.

Paint fuck St. Louis on the walls. All of them. Write it on her forehead when she's sleeping. Start every conversation with it. Replace random pages in her books with pages that repeat it over and over and over. Write it on the mirrors. Send her letters. Send her emails. Answer the phone that way, especially if you know it's for her. Send her flowers with it written on the card. And oh yeah, burn all her Rams crap.

**ptlyon** · 07-13-2005, 07:52 AM

Just ask him who keeps owning the Govenor's Cup.

chagrin · 07-13-2005, 08:22 AM

"Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it...."

That sounds like the more likely of the two...
that "said" I apologize if that did offend anyone. Just testing the limits

StcChief · 07-13-2005, 08:33 AM

If he/she is smart and take off the homer glasses, to see the Lambs for what they are....

A lucky (ankle tackle SB win),
not so good football team, riding off their two SB appearances. (out coached and punked by the Pats)

With a terrible coach, bad owner and organization.

They will soon fade back to their mediocre ways.

Maybe move back to LA so STL can get a real team.

|Zach| · 07-13-2005, 04:08 PM

This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.

**Skip Towne** · 07-13-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.

What kind of work are you doing?

|Zach| · 07-13-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

What kind of work are you doing?

I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

Mr. Kotter · 07-13-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr.

On second thought....

jk, Phil

|Zach| · 07-13-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr.

On second thought....

jk, Phil

I always thought I was just Zach. That seems to get enough discriptors around here with out bringing other people comparisons into the mix.

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