Spinoff: What's the worst thing your In-Law(s) have done to you?

[wutamess]

Too busy right now, I'll tell my story later.
Have at it.

[fan4ever]

My wife's grandparents were going to fly the whole family to Hawaii to celebrate their 50th anniversary. My inlaws, their children, talked them out of it; because of the impact to the inheritance I assume. I still tell them when I see them they owe my wife and I a trip to Hawaii.

[Donger]

Called me "The Spawn of Satan" and said that I'd be a horrible father and husband.

[Gonzo]

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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[Delano]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Holy shit.

"That's where baby Lumpy ate!"
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[Donger]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Did the striking clock trigger the release of the boobs, or was it just a random coincidence?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Donger

Called me "The Spawn of Satan" and said that I'd be a horrible father and husband.

Why?

[Donger]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Why?

I got into an argument with my MiL years ago about religion, and she's a hardcore Catholic.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Donger

I got into an argument with my MiL years ago about religion, and she's a hardcore Catholic.

I empathize. I had to get doused with holy water by a Benedictine at our marriage b/c her mother is a devout Catholic.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.

We need a pic of the M-I-L at the time of the incident, before we can properly judge this.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by JD10367

We need a pic of the M-I-L at the time of the incident, before we can properly judge this.

Were they built for speed or comfort?

[Saulbadguy]

Burnt my steak.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I empathize. I had to get doused with holy water by a Benedictine at our marriage b/c her mother is a devout Catholic.

Heh. Yeah, they didn't try that with me.

The in-laws did say that they wouldn't come to our wedding if we didn't get hitched in a Catholic church, though. The wife was livid and said, "Fine, don't come." I convinced her that we should just do it and have some fun with it. We picked out some great scripture for guests to recite. I forget where they came from, but it was stuff like, "My love is like a young stag, leaping over the hedges" and the like. My side of the family was all stifling laughter and her side was fuming. Good times.

My wife also told my in-laws that although we agreed to have the wedding in the church, we would not be baptizing our kids or agree to raise them Catholic. I still get an earful EVERY holiday over that, even though it wasn't my decision.

Because, I am "The Spawn of Satan!"

[JD10367]

So if you're the Spawn of Satan, we have to ask your wife... how are her in-laws to her?

"My father-in-law, he's a real pain in the ass. Has horns and a tail, burns souls for eternity... never remembers the kids' birthdays either..."

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Hmm.... I fail to see how that's a bad thing. You didn't start sucking or anything, did you?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun.