Life Spinoff: What's the worst thing your In-Law(s) have done to you? - Page 3

**Gonzo** · 03-08-2010, 06:07 PM

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Delano · 03-08-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Holy shit.

"That's where baby Lumpy ate!"
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**Donger** · 03-08-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Did the striking clock trigger the release of the boobs, or was it just a random coincidence?

JD10367 · 03-08-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.

We need a pic of the M-I-L at the time of the incident, before we can properly judge this.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-08-2010, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

We need a pic of the M-I-L at the time of the incident, before we can properly judge this.

Were they built for speed or comfort?

Frazod · 03-08-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Hmm.... I fail to see how that's a bad thing. You didn't start sucking or anything, did you?

RaiderH8r · 03-09-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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**Saulbadguy** · 03-08-2010, 06:37 PM

Burnt my steak.

JD10367 · 03-08-2010, 06:42 PM

So if you're the Spawn of Satan, we have to ask your wife... how are her in-laws to her?

"My father-in-law, he's a real pain in the ass. Has horns and a tail, burns souls for eternity... never remembers the kids' birthdays either..."

**Donger** · 03-08-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

So if you're the Spawn of Satan, we have to ask your wife... how are her in-laws to her?

"My father-in-law, he's a real pain in the ass. Has horns and a tail, burns souls for eternity... never remembers the kids' birthdays either..."

My folks love her to bits and vice versa. They can't understand why she puts up with me, and that's part of her charm.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-08-2010, 06:45 PM

My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun.

Frazod · 03-08-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun.

Mine are, too. I wasn't too happy about getting married in a Catholic church, but I took one for the team that day. It was funny, when it came time for communion, everybody on the wife's side of the aisle got up. On my side, two people got up. Neither I nor any of my five groomsmen took communion. To say it was awkward would be an understatement.

**Donger** · 03-08-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Mine are, too. I wasn't too happy about getting married in a Catholic church, but I took one for the team that day. It was funny, when it came time for communion, everybody on the wife's side of the aisle got up. On my side, two people got up. Neither I nor any of my five groomsmen took communion. To say it was awkward would be an understatement.

I memorized The Lord's Prayer just so that my wife would be freaked out. I asked her brother (bad Catholic) who was videotaping the ceremony to zoom in on my wife's face when that part came up. The look on her face was priceless.

**Donger** · 03-08-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun.

Yes, we had to do the counseling. It was the first time my wife ever saw what she calls my "sales mode." It was great. The couple was effusive with their praise.

My daughter is actually going to church (different ones each week) with my wife, because she asked to. The MiL was NOT happy when she found out that they're going to non-Catholic churches (although they did go to one a few weeks ago).

Frazod · 03-08-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, we had to do the counseling. It was the first time my wife ever saw what she calls my "sales mode." It was great. The couple was effusive with their praise.

My daughter is actually going to church (different ones each week) with my wife, because she asked to. The MiL was NOT happy when she found out that they're going to non-Catholic churches (although they did go to one a few weeks ago).

I remember when we did the interview, the priest asked me my religion and I told him I was a Southern Baptist. He repeated the words "Southern Baptist" like it was something he'd just scraped off his shoe. Now, God and everybody here knows that I'm not religious at all, but that really pissed me off. It took pretty much all my self-control to just smile instead of repeating "Catholic" back to him in the same way and then kicking him in the face.

03-08-2010, 06:07 PM	#1
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well. My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day... Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face. I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread. Posted via Mobile Device
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	So if you're the Spawn of Satan, we have to ask your wife... how are her in-laws to her? "My father-in-law, he's a real pain in the ass. Has horns and a tail, burns souls for eternity... never remembers the kids' birthdays either..."
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7149572	My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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