*****OFFICIAL Minnesota Vikings at Kansas City Chiefs Game Thread*****

[RealSNR]

Eric Fisher sucks.

[RealSNR]

FUCK I SCREWED IT UP

A;G;SLKJDF;LSAKDJF;LSKD

[RealSNR]

SOMEBODY CHANGE THE TITLE. WE'RE NOT THE KANSAS CHIEFS

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

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[Bowser]

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/CHIEFS-FANS.gif

[RealSNR]

WTF are you talking about, Bowser? Nothing's wrong with the title.

[Bowser]

WTF are you talking about, Bowser? Nothing's wrong with the title.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TALKING ABOUT???

[RealSNR]

LMAO

[jd1020]

Gonna have to stream this fucking game because I can't even get it til fucking Monday morning.

[Hammock Parties]

THE CHECKDOWN BOWL

[The Franchise]

Bridgewater is going to light our backups up.

[Halfcan]

THE CHECKDOWN BOWL

:thumb: Brought to you by the good folks at Wheat Chex!

[TimBone]

I feel like Bruiser should have started this one.

[tecumseh]

I'll try to follow along. Just saw Stephenson hit with 4 game suspension for enhancements. I know it won't take effect til regular season so maybe we want Rikshaw back for a few games?

[Ebolapox]

too bad we couldn't have drafted teddy bridgewat....WHOOPS!

[TLO]

Not sure whether I'd watch this or the Royals.

:hmmm:

[TribalElder]

In

What time? Tonight or this afternoon lol

[Lonewolf Ed]

Even though it is preseason and the o-line is... shall we say, shaky?... I am looking forward to the game this evening!!

[RealSNR]

In

What time? Tonight or this afternoon lol

7 central.

Same bat time. Same bat channel.

[Direckshun]

not sure if preseason game

or test of my emotional stability

[MMXcalibur]

It's going to be a swell time watching Matt Cassel destroy our secondary.
Shit, Matt Cassel might even collect a sack or two if he gets on defense for whatever reason.

[Easy 6]

**** I SCREWED IT UP

A;G;SLKJDF;LSAKDJF;LSKD

LMAO you caught that immediately, good eye.

[the Talking Can]

cassel has saame qbr as smith this season


discuss

[MotherfuckerJones]

Lol I love you SNR no homo!!

[penbrook]

I hope Cassel rips our defense apart.

[penbrook]

I hope he doesn't get booed

[CoMoChief]

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/CHIEFS-FANS.gif

love the guy just standing there w/ his arms crossed. that would most def be me in that situation.

God damn Fisher was just a terrible pick. Would have much rather had Sheldon Richardson at 1 overall.

Eric Fisher is the new Jordan Black.

[Mugalug]

In.

[CoMoChief]

cassel has saame qbr as smith this season


discuss

preseason.

end of discussion.

[OldSchool]

We'll see how Fisher handles the speed of Anthony Barr coming off of the edge. Griffin is no slouch either, about on par with SF's Ahmad Brooks.

[Bewbies]

Will Fisher look like he belongs in the secondary again?

How many yards behind our DB's can their worst WR's get?

How many holding penalties can Tambi Hali avoid?

[ptlyon]

Will Fisher look like he belongs in the secondary again?

He looks like he thinks he should play in the backfield

[digger]

In.

[Easy 6]

I almost hope we lose just so I can witness the anguish, pain and suffering... it'll be hilarious.

[Hammock Parties]

I almost hope we lose just so I can witness the anguish, pain and suffering... it'll be hilarious.

Now you're starting to get it.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

TE Eric Fisher

[WakkaWakka]

I almost hope we lose just so I can witness the anguish, pain and suffering... it'll be hilarious.

True fans will never shut up about how Matt Cassel was mistreated and rushed out of town.

[Hammock Parties]

True fans will never shut up about how Matt Cassel was mistreated and rushed out of town.

It's pretty pathetic. I've seen dozens of idiots on facebook insisting we not boo this man. This weakling who moseyed on into town, stole FORTY MILLION DOLLARS OF HUNT MONEY, and caused us nothing but pain, misery and anguish.

He deserves nothing but scorn, hatred and vitriol.

[OldSchool]

TE Eric Fisher

He does look more like a big blocking TE than he does an OT.

[WakkaWakka]

It's pretty pathetic. I've seen dozens of idiots on facebook insisting we not boo this man. This weakling who moseyed on into town, stole FORTY MILLION DOLLARS OF HUNT MONEY, and caused us nothing but pain, misery and anguish.

He deserves nothing but scorn, hatred and vitriol.

But...but....he saved that family from a house fire that one time! /truefans

[ptlyon]

True fans will never shut up about how Matt Cassel was mistreated and rushed out of town.

Yet it wasn't soon enough

[Easy 6]

Now you're starting to get it.

All of you guys who cant stand anything about this team will be on a Holy Roll, it'll be funny just to see it all go down.

As for me, I'll just be drinking my vodka, laughing and waiting to see what happens when the real season starts.

[Sandy Vagina]

It's pretty pathetic. I've seen dozens of idiots on facebook insisting we not boo this man. This weakling who moseyed on into town, stole FORTY MILLION DOLLARS OF HUNT MONEY, and caused us nothing but pain, misery and anguish.

He deserves nothing but scorn, hatred and vitriol.

Owners give their money to player... hate player for it.

Seems legit. :)

[ptlyon]

Owners give their money to player... hate player for it.

Seems legit. :)

Also see: Larry Johnson

[Red Dawg]

Wouldn't it be nice to have tbe OL look good tonight? I doubt it happens unless we go back in time to the DV days. That line was unbelievable.

[Red Dawg]

I remember DV in his first press conference saying that to turn around a team that is bad things usually get worse before they get better. Our problem is that we made the playoffs last year and now we want more of it. This is the type of season DV was talking about. Dumping over priced players and getting younger will hurt us now but could do us alot of good cor the next three years. This all still sucks though.

[WakkaWakka]

I remember DV in his first press conference saying that to turn around a team that is bad things usually get worse before they get better. Our problem is that we made the playoffs last year and now we want more of it. This is the type of season DV was talking about. Dumping over priced players and getting younger will hurt us now but could do us alot of good cor the next three years. This all still sucks though.

Yup. This Regime's first mistake was trading away 2 2nd round picks for a mediocre QB.

[OldSchool]

Second-year UDFA WR Frankie Hammond Jr. will start in Kansas City's third preseason game.
Hammand is having a strong start to the preseason, with four catches for 67 yards on six targets. He's been filling in for Dwayne Bowe (quad) at Z receiver, and has "been a star during the offseason and training camp." Hammand is a virtual lock to make the Chiefs' final roster. With Dwayne Bowe suspended for the first game, Hammond could be the Week 1 starter opposite Donnie Avery.

Now we get to see what we have behind Bowe and Avery. Not surprised he is starting over Jenkins. Jenkins has been a major disappointment, but whatever, as long as someone steps up.

[mcaj22]

if I was ever cheering for a no name player to bail us of out of an awful contract, it would be Frankie Hammond.

[Sandy Vagina]

Now we get to see what we have behind Bowe and Avery. Not surprised he is starting over Jenkins. Jenkins has been a major disappointment, but whatever, as long as someone steps up.

Hell yes. I like that Bowe is not playing in this one. Hope Avery is out too? we know what he can do. Let the youngins out there to impress or depress!

[YayMike]

can someone post a link where i could watch this game tonight ? :)

thanks in advance..

[OldSchool]

Anyone know if Albert Wilson is active for this one?

[Easy 6]

Indeed, if both Avery and Bowe are sitting this out then I'm pleased to be able to see these second team guys... actually makes this much more interesting.

[OldSchool]

can someone post a link where i could watch this game tonight ? :)

thanks in advance..

Sent you a pm.

[OldSchool]

Looks like Hemmingway is out too. Wilson is good to go. I hope he plays well.

[RealSNR]

Who wrote A Farewell to Arms?

Take his last name.

Now add "Junior" in front of it.

There. Now you spelled his name correctly.

[dmahurin]

I should be at the game tonight but I have to work. My son will be there and he gets to go on the field before the game through pop warner.

[KChiefs1]

KMIZ-17 isn't showing the game down here due to NASCAR.
Looks like I'll be watching the Royals game tonight & getting updates here.

[Sandy Vagina]

Has the nfl.com preseason package been working better than in week 1? That was a cluster**** of fail.

[OldSchool]

Bills offense looks horrible, lol. Manuel looks like a back-up, at best. The only thing going for them is their defense, it's going to be among the top 5 this year.

[Sandy Vagina]

Bills offense looks horrible, lol. Manuel looks like a back-up, at best. The only thing going for them is their defense, it's going to be among the top 5 this year.

True that.

Also found it interesting that Brady and the Pats couldn't do much against the Panthers starting D. Got the TD on a checkdown to Vereen, lol. Damn those checkdowns!

[Bufkin]

I'm predicting a big game for Fisher. He certainly needs it.

[gblowfish]

I'm predicting a big game for Fisher. He certainly needs it.

If you mean "laying on your back side looking up at the Arrowhead night sky while your man pulverizes your QB's blind side" then, yeah, it'll probably be a big night for Fisher.

[In58men]

Cassel is going to mop us up

[Ming the Merciless]

lets go matty!

[TrebMaxx]

Well crap! The game isn't being televised here in Columbia. Damn I hate the Ram's.

[New World Order]

Matt Cassel stats for tonight:

16-22 195 yards 2 tds

[Bowser]

not sure if preseason game

or test of my emotional stability

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[xztop123]

I'm ugly.

[Bowser]

I'm ugly.

Nobody wants you in this thread, virgin.

[jonzie04]

Looking forward to the young skill position guys tonight. Hammond with the 1s, albert wilson, kelce, dat. Atleastbif they do well it will be easier to live with drafting a bunch of fatties next year.

[CoMoChief]

what channel is the game on? can't find it on the guide (comcast).

CBS currently shows Saints @ Colts

[KCrockaholic]

I'm ugly.
Stay in the basement

[KCrockaholic]

Good to see Albert Wilson should be good to go. I expect him to make the team.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a> not dressing: Berry, D. Smith, West, Mays, McKee, DeVito, Bowe, Schwenke, Hemingway, Catapano and Mauga.</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/statuses/503307272257167360">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[O.city]

Anyone else concerned about Berry? WTF is wrong with him?

[Bowser]

Anyone else concerned about Berry? WTF is wrong with him?

Foot injury. They're going to give Berry every little bit of time he wants or needs to make sure that it doesn't turn into a season ending problem.

[O.city]

They're calling it a bruised heel, IIRC.

[KCwolf]

Anyone else concerned about Berry? WTF is wrong with him?

Ya ... I'm w/ya ... This group of DB's needs help and our best S needs to be in there.

[KCrockaholic]

tbh I'm a little worried about Berry. This something that could be bothersome throughout the season. I'd hate to see him have a poor season because of a nagging foot issue all season.

[Bowser]

Berry has one of those injuries that just takes time to heal up. Not much he can do on a football field with a foot/heel issue. Hopefully he can step in where he left off when he's cleared to go.

[OldSchool]

Berry just needs a little bit of time, shouldn't be anything major. Disappointed that Cat hasn't made it to the field though.

[KCrockaholic]

Berry has one of those injuries that just takes time to heal up. Not much he can do on a football field with a foot/heel issue. Hopefully he can step in where he left off when he's cleared to go.

He has 2 weeks to get back to 100%. The good news is he's had time to heal up his other body parts from the hitting in camp. Not like he's going to be out of shape.

[FloridaMan88]

Berry has the annual lingering mysterious injury that seems to inflict at least one Chiefs player every preseason.

[OldSchool]

These Bills' announcers. ROFL

"Looks like the half-time adjustments helps a lot."

"Well, yeah, I mean there are different bodies out on defense there now . . ."

Yeah, the Bucs have their backups out there right now, that's why the Bills offense finally looks decent, lol.

[xztop123]

We need an inside pass rusher with finesse moves. IE:catapano.

Allen Bailey and Poe just muscle through shit. They suck at pass rush.

Catapano and the guy from Seattle are the only inside guys with moves.

[KCrockaholic]

Virgin needs to quit football takes.

[Dante84]

Jeff Allen starting at RT.... Linkintush is taking his spot

[Dante84]

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The Chiefs players not expected to dress for Saturday’s preseason contest against the Minnesota Vikings has no surprises.

Wide receiver Dwayne Bowe (quad) and strong safety Eric Berry (heel) will not play, but running back Jamaal Charles (foot) is expected to be in uniform.

Charles, who injured his foot moving out of the training camp dorm, did not play in the second preseason game and missed the week’s first two days of practice. He practiced Thursday, but took scout team repetitions.

Also not expected to dress are wide receiver Junior Hemingway (hip), running back Charcandrick West (illness), inside linebacker Joe Mays (wrist), defensive end Mike DeVito (wrist), defensive end Mike Catapano (illness) offensive lineman Ryan McKee (knee), linebacker Josh Mauga (groin), defensive end Kona Schwenke and cornerback Damond Smith (abductor).

Bowe, Hemingway, Berry, Mays and McKee did not participate in the three practices leading to Saturday. May recently underwent surgery after injuring his wrist in the second preseason game.

Catapano practiced Tuesday before missing the final two days.

DeVito and Mauga practiced the past week, but ran with the scout team Thursday after missing last week’s preseason game.

Running back Joe McKnight, who did not participate in the previous two preseason games, is expected to see his first action of the preseason.

[KCrockaholic]

Jeff Allen starting at RT.... Linkintush is taking his spot

Eric Kush needs more opportunities.

[TribalElder]

TV guide is showing colts vs saints

Surely that is wrong

[KCrockaholic]

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The Chiefs players not expected to dress for Saturday’s preseason contest against the Minnesota Vikings has no surprises.

Wide receiver Dwayne Bowe (quad) and strong safety Eric Berry (heel) will not play, but running back Jamaal Charles (foot) is expected to be in uniform.

Charles, who injured his foot moving out of the training camp dorm, did not play in the second preseason game and missed the week’s first two days of practice. He practiced Thursday, but took scout team repetitions.

Also not expected to dress are wide receiver Junior Hemingway (hip), running back Charcandrick West (illness), inside linebacker Joe Mays (wrist), defensive end Mike DeVito (wrist), defensive end Mike Catapano (illness) offensive lineman Ryan McKee (knee), linebacker Josh Mauga (groin), defensive end Kona Schwenke and cornerback Damond Smith (abductor).

Bowe, Hemingway, Berry, Mays and McKee did not participate in the three practices leading to Saturday. May recently underwent surgery after injuring his wrist in the second preseason game.

Catapano practiced Tuesday before missing the final two days.

DeVito and Mauga practiced the past week, but ran with the scout team Thursday after missing last week’s preseason game.

Running back Joe McKnight, who did not participate in the previous two preseason games, is expected to see his first action of the preseason.


When you see it....

[Dante84]

Jeff Allen starting at RT.... Linkintush is taking his spot

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Jeff Linkenbach will start for Jeff Allen at LG.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503315630624231425">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[RealSNR]

Jeff Allen starting at RT.... Linkintush is taking his spot

Very interesting...

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Repost: Rookie S Daniel Sorensen starts third straight preseason game in place of Eric Berry (right heel). Jaye Howard in for Mike DeVito.</p>&mdash; Herbie Teope (@HerbieTeope) <a href="https://twitter.com/HerbieTeope/statuses/503315750925266944">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[KCrockaholic]

TV guide is showing colts vs saints

Surely that is wrong

Direct TV sucks

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Nico Johnson will get the start for Joe Mays. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a> gonna take a long look at him, it seems. JMJ was ahead of him all camp.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503315796529922048">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Hammond in for Bowe, Allen at RT, Linkenbach for Allen at LG. Probably lookin&#39; at the Week 1 starters for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a> early on tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash">#NFL</a></p>&mdash; SeanKeeler (@SeanKeeler) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanKeeler/statuses/503315882097917952">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sean Smith will get the nod at CB for Ron Parker.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503315944161042432">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[RealSNR]

I hope Allen does well at RT. I'm tired of him sucking AIDS at LG.

[rico]

God I'm going to be pissed if McKnight makes this team over Cyrus the Virus.

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kelcie McCray will wear No. 46 for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a>.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503316230946557952">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[OldSchool]

Nice. I like the fact that they are mixing it up on the OL. I just hope that it doesn't suck ass like I think it's going to. GL against Floyd and Joseph on the inside. Damn, everyone has good pass rushers now, lol.

[KCrockaholic]

God I'm going to be pissed if McKnight makes this team over Cyrus the Virus.

It won't happen. Andy Reid LOVES Cyrus. The only person saying McKnight over Gray is that turd from twitter.

[rico]

It won't happen. Andy Reid LOVES Cyrus. The only person saying McKnight over Gray is that turd from twitter.

I love Cyrus as well.

http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2011/08/01/cs_gray_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf7613005fe067

[CoMoChief]

So what channel is the game on?

[58-4ever]

i have a feeling that Jeff Allen will do very well at right tackle. I'm pumped to see if we can have competent Offensive Line and DB play.

[RealSNR]

CYRUS

http://www.bboyworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wariors2.jpg

[RealSNR]

I'm getting the Vikings announcers on my local station. I'll take it, I guess.

It fucking sucks that my Preseason Live subscription is basically flushed down the toilet, though.

[OldSchool]

i have a feeling that Jeff Allen will do very well at right tackle. I'm pumped to see if we can have competent Offensive Line and DB play.

Idk about that. He got in a lot of trouble by overextending and just getting off balance.

[OldSchool]

I'm getting the Vikings announcers on my local station. I'll take it, I guess.

It ****ing sucks that my Preseason Live subscription is basically flushed down the toilet, though.

Yeah, that does suck man. I just stream from ATDHE, lol. Poor quality but I don't need to be able to see the sweat on their brows.

[KCUnited]

Hopefully Leinenkugel shows well at LG.

[TribalElder]

Caaaannnnn yoooouuuuuuu diiiigggg iiiiiiittttt

[OldSchool]

Either the Dolphins have a better OL than us or the Cowboys front 7 is terrible.

[chiefs1111]

Either the Dolphins have a better OL than us or the Cowboys front 7 is terrible.

I think its both

[mikey23545]

So does anyone know of a stream? :)

A decent one, I mean...

[KCrockaholic]

Either the Dolphins have a better OL than us or the Cowboys front 7 is terrible.

Cowboys front 7 is terrible.

[KCrockaholic]

So does anyone know of a stream? :)

We're in a drought.

[DC.chief]

I really wanted to see catapano out there. I mean damn does the dude have ebola or something?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Has the nfl.com preseason package been working better than in week 1? That was a cluster**** of fail.

Gonna use it tonight. I bitched and got a refund.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I'm in for disappointment. I refuse to let myself get excited. There's nothing to be about.

[Marcellus]

Catapano must have Ebola.

[Bowser]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kelcie McCray will wear No. 46 for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a>.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503316230946557952">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Bennie Thompson approves.

[aturnis]

Gonna have to stream this fucking game because I can't even get it til fucking Monday morning.

Airs tonight at 10:30 on CBS

[OldSchool]

Gosh damn, I can't stand these homer announcers in pre-season. ROFL MAKE IT STOP!

[rico]

CYRUS

http://www.bboyworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wariors2.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbhrqLVW71r1d650o4_1280.jpg

[TLO]

Really hope Fisher at least shows some improvement tonight. Same can be said for most of the members of the o line.

I can't even imagine how depressed I'm gonna be if Cassel tears up our secondary though. :(

[Easy 6]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Jeff Linkenbach will start for Jeff Allen at LG.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/statuses/503315630624231425">August 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Hallelujah, switch it up and take some chances Heck.

[Mav]

No Bowe? Simulating not having him week one? Hope to see a lot of kelce

[Hammock Parties]

I can't even imagine how depressed I'm gonna be if Cassel tears up our secondary though. :(

Greg Jennings against any of our CBs is a mismatch.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Will be watchin on the iterwebs

[OldSchool]

Really hope Fisher at least shows some improvement tonight. Same can be said for most of the members of the o line.

I can't even imagine how depressed I'm gonna be if Cassel tears up our secondary though. :(

Jennings, Patterson, AP, and Rudolph with an OL that can actually block well. He's going to shred our defense, lol.

[digger]

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[OldSchool]

Terrance Brooks looks pretty damn good for the Ravens right now.

[Ming the Merciless]

here we fuckign go men

[Ming the Merciless]

lets whoops some purple penis eater ass

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

We gonna turn loose Dee Ford on Cassel tonight. I'm predicting he sacks Cassel every play.

[Bufkin]

KC Blitz sucks.

[Easy 6]

purple penis eater

LMAO

[OldSchool]

We gonna turn loose Dee Ford on Cassel tonight. I'm predicting he sacks Cassel every play.

Every play will be a sack from either Hali, Poe, Houston, or Ford on Cassel. Even run plays.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

here we ****ign go men

What the fuck are you talkin about !! The game don't start for 10 more minutes.

[Ming the Merciless]

What the **** are you talkin about !! The game don't start for 10 more minutes.

sorry i am pumped

[Ming the Merciless]

What the **** are you talkin about !! The game don't start for 10 more minutes.

u got a hog-vagina semen collector device i can use

[Ming the Merciless]

http://atdhe.sx/football/watch-minnesota-vikings-at-kansas-city-chiefs-6e24g

if anyone needs a stream this seems to not be trying to install gay midget spyware on my shit, but YMMV

[KCrockaholic]

GAMETIME LADIES!

[Ming the Merciless]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU******* YESSSSS


Are you ready to rumble my ninjaz??????????????????

[TLO]

Chuefs powah!

[RealSNR]

Saving this post now.

Some dumbfuck like Deberg is going to start a thread tonight, "Should the Chiefs have kept Cassel instead of trading for Smith?"

[Stad]

Who's got them streams?

[Easy 6]

Its a hot one, bitches!

Lets get it on.

[Ming the Merciless]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1244095/hell-yeah-grady-o.gif

lets bitch slap these dudes

[anustart]

ifeed2all.eu/watch/277372/1/watch-kansas-city-chiefs-vs-minnesota-vikings.html

Trent Green and Co.

[Ming the Merciless]

Who's got them streams?


jump in the tub!http://www.reviewsbyjessewave.com/wpstorage/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/guys-in-a-tub-so-gay.jpg

[Bufkin]

Some guy just got thrown out in my aisle. Apparently he's not too happy about Cassel's return.

This is why you don't start drinking until kickoff.

[OldSchool]

Some guy just got thrown out in my aisle. Apparently he's not too happy about Cassel's return.

This is why you don't start drinking until kickoff.

ROFL

[Discuss Thrower]

Clubbed to death.

[Ming the Merciless]

the tension is making me rock hard

i dont know know if im gonna make it till kick off without exploding

[Hammock Parties]

BOO THIS MAN

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvwyIRzCEAACZpn.jpg:large

[Discuss Thrower]

BOO THIS MAN



Grow up.

[Lionel]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Reminds me of a time I was at a Nickelback concert and the drunk couple got kicked out for trying to have sex on the steps.

[Ming the Merciless]

dan marino would love this weather, good for sniffing hands after each play and snuggling real close up to the center's swamp hole

[Lionel]

Looks like they gave them 16 yards on that screen.

[Hammock Parties]

2 for 2

total air yards: -2

LMAO

[Discuss Thrower]

Back to back checkdowns.

Good thing they aren't showing the playbook in the preseason AMIRITE

[KCUnited]

Death by 1000 screens.

[RealSNR]

Join the chat, people! It's rocking with me, displacedinMN and TribalElder!

[Dante84]

2 screens to start

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Al Saunders!

[OldSchool]

Good first play call.

[Dante84]

Back to back checkdowns.

Good thing they aren't showing the playbook in the preseason AMIRITE

Screens bro. Not checkdowns.

[Lionel]

Yea slow chat for this game :(

[Hammock Parties]

3 for 3

total air yards: 1

LMAO

PUNT BITCHES

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Reminds me of a time I was at a Nickelback concert and the drunk couple got kicked out for trying to have sex on the steps.

Gross. Nickelback.

[Ming the Merciless]

Screen run SCreen Punt

[TLO]

:facepalm::fac

[RealSNR]

What an idiotic play call

[Marcellus]

Why do you even run a route below the 1st down marker?

[TLO]

MVP MVP MVP!
What a punt.

[Marcellus]

MVP

[Ming the Merciless]

3rd and 4 and throw 2 yards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

ROFL


HAHAHA

[MotherfuckerJones]

Lol 32nd ranked D last year. Fuck this team. Ya thanks for not getting Desean Jackson. Fuck this organization

[kcxiv]

lol, This offense is a laugher

[OldSchool]

Bad route there, he didn't run it near deep enough.

[Dante84]

MVP

[Ming the Merciless]

Colquit = MVP 2014

[ChiTown]

That 3rd down call was fucking retarded.

[the Talking Can]

how the hell do you run your route short on that

[MotherfuckerJones]

Fuck smith. This is why he gets no big deal. I'm praying for a horrible year and a shot at a QB. I can be called whatever I don't care. Fuck this team. I want a drafted first round QB.

[Easy 6]

Toubs special teams excel once again.

[jd1020]

how the hell do you run your route short on that

Because we are the Chiefs.

[MMXcalibur]

3rd and 4 and throw 2 yards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

ROFL


HAHAHA

This.

You stupid fucks.

[KCUnited]

Nobody open post.

[Hammock Parties]

I HATE YO

http://i.imgur.com/sukhkhh.gif

[Mugalug]

MVP

Word.

[Earthling]

Great punt

[Dante84]

Fuck Cassel

[CupidStunt]

What an idiotic play call

The play-call was a quick slant for 4-5 yards to the first-down. What's idiotic is the WR cutting after 2 yards and the QB throwing it anyway. Both idiots and a good example of why we're in trouble with Avery as a starting WR and Smith at QB.

[kcxiv]

Bad route there, he didn't run it near deep enough.

He didnt do shit but take a step and turn.

[the Talking Can]

avery is a pussy

[Lionel]

Over-pursuit killed us.

[Hammock Parties]

MOTHER OF GOD

[TLO]

Wow DJ. Just wow....

[OldSchool]

**** smith. This is why he gets no big deal. I'm praying for a horrible year and a shot at a QB. I can be called whatever I don't care. **** this team. I want a drafted first round QB.

Smith? It was supposed to be a quick slant, Avery didn't run that route near well enough. How the hell do you allow the defender to force you to run just 1 yard?

[Ming the Merciless]

D----

Fence

[teedubya]

Matt Assel. Fuck that guy.

[milkman]

I HATE YO

http://i.imgur.com/sukhkhh.gif

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

[teedubya]

You know the defense wants to sack his ass REALLY badly.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Lol at that defense. Team sucks

[Ming the Merciless]

awesome

[kcxiv]

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

look at the other WR's there was NOTHING anywhere.

[OldSchool]

Horrible angle from DJ.

[TLO]

We suck.

[Ming the Merciless]

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

he stared at him the whole time too, didnt even consider the other 3 dudes past the marker

[ViperVisor]

avery is a pussy

He just has no strength and was shoved with 1 arm. Ball was just coming out and could of been an interference call.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

kek

[ChiTown]

A downfield throw? HAHAHAHAHAH

[teedubya]

JFC.

[TLO]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

I'm going to watch the Royals.

LMAO

[stonedstooge]

OF FUCKING COURSE

[Lionel]

WTG blown coverage.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

LOL

[WakkaWakka]

WHAT?!!!!!!

[OldSchool]

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

One who expects his WR to run a better slant.

[Ming the Merciless]

look at the other WR's there was NOTHING anywhere.

all of the other receivers were at least past the marker, the one in the middle looked like he couldve at least thrown a jump ball to

[ChiTown]

2 wins. max

[RobBlake]

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

design slant? timed throw? designed to get a first down? avery was supposed to beat his man but got pushed back.. would you hold the ball longer knowing your oline sucks?

[ptlyon]

ROFL

[Raiderhater]

LMAO

[New World Order]

LMAO

[KC Hawks]

I'm done watching.

[kcxiv]

all of the other receivers were at least past the marker, the one in the middle looked like he couldve at least thrown a jump ball to

2 were 2 were not. 3 of the 4 you can see there was NOTHING, the other guy you cant see, but iim giong to assume there was a Safety over the top.

[Ming the Merciless]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

cassel with the deep bomb


hahahahaha





LOL

[Jerm]

Torched...this secondary is hot garbage...

[Tribal Warfare]

To the ship?

[the Talking Can]

lolololololololololololololololololol

[QuikSsurfer]

ROFL

[teedubya]

"...Looking for that elusive first preseason touchdown."

[RINGLEADER]

Laughable.

[alpha_omega]

Wow. That was the worst.

[New World Order]

Oh my god. Just as we predicted Cassel is going to torch this d!

[Ming the Merciless]

was that a 50 yard bomb in the air?

[KCUnited]

Scheming for failure to see how these guys play from behind.

[kcjayhawks5]

Bahahahahahaha

[KevB]

We suck.

I want to give Reid the benefit of the doubt, but not sure how he's going to get this collection of "talent" to the playoffs again.

[notorious]

97 yard drive directly up our ass!

[TribalElder]

Montana Cassel

[milkman]

One who expects his WR to run a better slant.

That's a bullshit excuse.

You're the QB, you see the rceiver ran a poor route, and you choose to make that throw anyway.

That's on the fucking QB.

[the Talking Can]

cassel>smith





first?

[Lionel]

2 wins. max


Comeon they have to get lucky 3!

[ModSocks]

Because we're Chiefs fans.

[Three7s]

Welp, that's all I need to see.

If Cassel is doing that to our secondary, then there's really no need to even bother with the season.

[OldSchool]

ROFL, what did I say about this secondary again?

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/XkH1dWl.gif