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Jewish Rabbi · 10-09-2009, 12:02 PM

BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Alton deFlat · 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM

At least he wasn't taking a piss in that pond.

4th and Long · 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Probably have a nice hook, too.

Awesome.

Jewish Rabbi · 10-09-2009, 01:43 PM

Best thread ever.

**bevischief** · 10-09-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Did he at least tear one of that bastard's eyes out?

lol
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Jerm · 10-09-2009, 01:53 PM

I bet the foursome behind was pissed off...

"Let us play through ****ers! Oh shit...nevermind!"
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38yrsfan · 10-09-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Shouldn't be to hard to find out ... it's the guy with teeth marks on his stump .....

10-09-2009, 02:12 PM

This thread is taylor made for sick jokes.

The army had no comment on the event.

**FRCDFED** · 10-09-2009, 02:14 PM

I provided security for some dignitaries on a golf course in SC several years ago. You could see the alligators sunbathing around many of the water holes. The funniest shit is that you actually had to TELL the dignitaries not to try to retrieve the balls from anywhere near the water. Dumbest shit I ever saw!

-King- · 10-09-2009, 03:25 PM

Damn this story makes me mad. I'm all up in arms right now.

Well atleast he still has his job in armed securities.
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vailpass · 10-09-2009, 03:30 PM

Maybe he pulled a gun and the alligator was only trying to.....oh never mind.

PastorMikH · 10-09-2009, 03:32 PM

Those old guys won't hardly bend over to repair a ball mark on the green, what is this guy doing reaching down into a pond?

Bet that $20 ball retriever doesn't look to expensive now does it?

BTW, on a serious note, my father in law had a cousin that had his left arm amputated and still played better than bogie golf. Played with him myself several times. Pretty amazing to watch.

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FRCDFED Line'em up Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: somewhere out there Casino cash: $9056297	I provided security for some dignitaries on a golf course in SC several years ago. You could see the alligators sunbathing around many of the water holes. The funniest shit is that you actually had to TELL the dignitaries not to try to retrieve the balls from anywhere near the water. Dumbest shit I ever saw!
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10-09-2009, 03:32 PM	#41
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	Those old guys won't hardly bend over to repair a ball mark on the green, what is this guy doing reaching down into a pond? Bet that $20 ball retriever doesn't look to expensive now does it? BTW, on a serious note, my father in law had a cousin that had his left arm amputated and still played better than bogie golf. Played with him myself several times. Pretty amazing to watch. __________________
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