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Old 10-09-2009, 12:02 PM  
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Damn Alligator BIT MY ARM OFF!
BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.


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Old 10-09-2009, 12:27 PM   #16
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Good thing it wasn't the leg too. That would have cost him an arm and a .....
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:27 PM   #17
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:30 PM   #18
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:36 PM   #19
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:45 PM   #21
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:55 PM   #24
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Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

If they can't reattach it, maybe they could use one of the alligator's arms. That'd make for a great conversation starter.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:03 PM   #28
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:04 PM   #29
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I like how they recovered the arm "in hopes of reattaching it". Yeah considering it was probably half digest or ripped to shreds, I'm sure that'll work. Idiots.

Damn golf is mentally draining enough as it is...now you gotta dodge ****ing alligators while we're at? Demented shit I tell ya.
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