Funny Stuff When Sea Hag wants a beer, give Sea Hag a beer! - Page 4

Stewie · 07-30-2012, 11:27 AM

A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist.

After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died.

According to KeysNews.com, Dukeshire, a fisherwoman, is being held without bond in the Monroe County Detention Center.

LiveSteam · 07-30-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank

yeah
remember kids...carolyn dukeshire spelled backwards is nick nolte

**Rain Man** · 07-30-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan

...and learned to speak French or was it Italian?

His girlfriend was initially afraid of him, but with the help of her kids, his honey mustard the courage to attack.

Cornstock · 07-30-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Rep. If he'd just had her lost shaker of salt...

I'm guessing there's more to this story. Maybe she was already mad because she blew out her flip-flop and stepped on a pop top.

Cornstock · 07-30-2012, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Which they captured from the French.

Dorothy Lynch negotiated the terms of the surrender.

journeyscarab · 07-30-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

I thought that was a dude!!!

Dog the bounty hunter without tv makeup?

KChiefer · 07-30-2012, 08:50 PM

Her accuracy earned a blue ribbon

KChiefer · 07-30-2012, 08:52 PM

You guys are jumping to conclusions. I'll steele reserve my judgement until her day in court.

**TimeForWasp** · 07-31-2012, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by chaotic646

Judging by that photo, that lady is obviously Pabst her prime...

She needs to wipe that Pabst smear off her face.

**TimeForWasp** · 07-31-2012, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

He called her a poopy face.

07-30-2012, 11:27 AM
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1739901	When Sea Hag wants a beer, give Sea Hag a beer! A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer. Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder. According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist. After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died. According to KeysNews.com, Dukeshire, a fisherwoman, is being held without bond in the Monroe County Detention Center.
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07-30-2012, 08:50 PM	#51
KChiefer Fantastic Planeteer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Champaign, IL Casino cash: $10006721	Her accuracy earned a blue ribbon
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07-30-2012, 08:52 PM	#52
KChiefer Fantastic Planeteer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Champaign, IL Casino cash: $10006721	You guys are jumping to conclusions. I'll steele reserve my judgement until her day in court.
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