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Old 07-30-2012, 11:27 AM  
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A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist.

After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died.

According to KeysNews.com, Dukeshire, a fisherwoman, is being held without bond in the Monroe County Detention Center.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:53 AM   #16
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Of course he wouldn't give her a beer. He needed all he could get to be drunk enough to **** her.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:56 AM   #17
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Looks like she took a swig of Keystone right before that photo was taken.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:56 AM   #18
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Looks like she took a swig of Keystone right before that photo was taken.
Even Keith Stone isn't smooth enough to pork that!
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:57 AM   #19
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Witnesses say after he was shot he complained he could barley breathe.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:59 AM   #20
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Judging by that photo, that lady is obviously Pabst her prime...
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:03 PM   #21
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So the beer this guy was drinking was pretty much crap and I'm sure that once he got 1/3 of the way through the beer and realized it was crap, he would've been like "somebody ****ing shoot me."
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:13 PM   #22
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If you do a google map look at Conch Key, it appears that she wiped out 1 percent of the island's entire population.
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:20 PM   #23
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What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:44 PM   #24
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What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?
Might have been a craft beer
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Looks like the victim got several shots with his beer!
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Why ask why
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What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?
It wasn't really about the beer. He was convinced that it was less filling, while she was adamant that it tastes great.
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Rep. If he'd just had her lost shaker of salt...
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