Life Hotel stays FROM HELL!

**Bwana** · 12-03-2009, 09:30 AM

I just had one of the worst hotel stays of my life. I stay at Holiday Inns and Holiday Inn Express hotels for the most part, 95% Holiday Inn express. I checked in last night and go up to the room, I noticed right away that the carpet was super dirty. Oh well, I can live with that, I'm not sleeping on the floor. I go into the bathroom, lift the lid on the head and there is a giant poo in there. WTF? Did the maid have to drop a load?

Fast forward to two 2:25 am. I bunch of dickweeds are running up and down the hall yelling and banging on doors. I tried to ignore it, threw a pillow over my head but could get back to sleep. It just kept going on with a party in a room across the hall. (Have Glock 20 with hollow points and 15 round clips, but the law would be upset if I shoot them for this

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I got up, throw on my pants and go knock on the door. Some punk answers and says "yeah man?" I said, you guys do know its 3:00 in the ****ing morning don't you? Perhaps it's time to stfu and go night night, there are people up here that aren't owls.

I go back to bed, but am two pissed off and adrenaline up to sleep. About 30 minutes later it starts again. I call the front desk and tell them what's going on and it some chick along and she says, "there is nothing I can do about it." On go the pants, BANG BANG BANG, door opens, same punk. "I asked nicely once, now I'm telling you ****ers for the last time to hold down the noise!" Punk shuts door and all is quiet.

Fast forward to 6:00 am when my alarm goes off. (slept for about an hour) I'm still pissed off and notice when I go to leave hat they had the balls to put a do not disturb on their door.

Wrong answer! Back in my room I go. I dial up their room, no answer. I dial it again, no answer. On the 3rd try, they answer and I said "RISE AND SHINE!" *Click* BANG BANG BANG on their door. A different punk answers. I stuck my head in the door and said "RISE AND SHINE, breakfast is on boys and girls!" I figured, if they had the nuts to party until 3:30 and keep the whole 3rd floor up, they could get up with the rest of us.

I have another Hotel from hell story, but I need to hit the road and make calls in a different town right now.

What are your hotel stays from hell stories?

12-03-2009, 09:30 AM	Topic Starter
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136033647	Hotel stays FROM HELL! I just had one of the worst hotel stays of my life. I stay at Holiday Inns and Holiday Inn Express hotels for the most part, 95% Holiday Inn express. I checked in last night and go up to the room, I noticed right away that the carpet was super dirty. Oh well, I can live with that, I'm not sleeping on the floor. I go into the bathroom, lift the lid on the head and there is a giant poo in there. WTF? Did the maid have to drop a load? Fast forward to two 2:25 am. I bunch of dickweeds are running up and down the hall yelling and banging on doors. I tried to ignore it, threw a pillow over my head but could get back to sleep. It just kept going on with a party in a room across the hall. (Have Glock 20 with hollow points and 15 round clips, but the law would be upset if I shoot them for this ) I got up, throw on my pants and go knock on the door. Some punk answers and says "yeah man?" I said, you guys do know its 3:00 in the **ing morning don't you? Perhaps it's time to stfu and go night night, there are people up here that aren't owls. I go back to bed, but am two pissed off and adrenaline up to sleep. About 30 minutes later it starts again. I call the front desk and tell them what's going on and it some chick along and she says, "there is nothing I can do about it." On go the pants, BANG BANG BANG, door opens, same punk. "I asked nicely once, now I'm telling you *ers for the last time to hold down the noise!" Punk shuts door and all is quiet. Fast forward to 6:00 am when my alarm goes off. (slept for about an hour) I'm still pissed off and notice when I go to leave hat they had the balls to put a do not disturb on their door. Wrong answer! Back in my room I go. I dial up their room, no answer. I dial it again, no answer. On the 3rd try, they answer and I said "RISE AND SHINE!" Click* BANG BANG BANG on their door. A different punk answers. I stuck my head in the door and said "RISE AND SHINE, breakfast is on boys and girls!" I figured, if they had the nuts to party until 3:30 and keep the whole 3rd floor up, they could get up with the rest of us. I have another Hotel from hell story, but I need to hit the road and make calls in a different town right now. What are your hotel stays from hell stories?
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