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Old 11-10-2009, 09:31 AM  
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A woman I met when I was selling cars at Nissan who I kinda made friends with practically let me move in with her, when I said "I may have to use your spare bedroom for a while", well she is an idiot and felt sorry for me and let me.

I have been at her house for one week and I only have a part time job, and no money in the bank... hell I'm not even looking for a job.

Why would I be pounding the pavement everyday looking for something and start looking to move, when she doesn't make me pay a damn dime? She mentions something everyday about me needing to find a better job and blah, blah, blah.... haha dumb bitch!

I am gonna milk this old bitch for as long as she is stupid enough to let me.

Haahahaha, oh, the only downside to the situation; the old hag won't get me any damn orange juice in the morning... But I make it up by stealing her smokes.
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:35 AM   #4
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You forgot to mention the part about sticking her toothbrush up your ass...
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:41 AM   #5
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:42 AM   #6
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:28 AM   #7
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:43 AM   #8
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A woman I met when I was selling cars at Nissan who I kinda made friends with practically let me move in with her, when I said "I may have to use your spare bedroom for a while", well she is an idiot and felt sorry for me and let me.

I have been at her house for one week and I only have a part time job, and no money in the bank... hell I'm not even looking for a job.

Why would I be pounding the pavement everyday looking for something and start looking to move, when she doesn't make me pay a damn dime? She mentions something everyday about me needing to find a better job and blah, blah, blah.... haha dumb bitch!

I am gonna milk this old bitch for as long as she is stupid enough to let me.

Haahahaha, oh, the only downside to the situation; the old hag won't get me any damn orange juice in the morning... But I make it up by stealing her smokes.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:54 AM   #9
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Its a spoof thead you ****ing dumb****. Go **** yourself... then, buy a sense of humor.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:56 AM   #10
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Its a spoof thead you ****ing dumb****. Go **** yourself... then, buy a sense of humor.
You can BUY those?
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:58 AM   #11
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:07 PM   #12
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:08 PM   #13
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Old 11-10-2009, 05:41 PM   #14
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