Smart, Smart, Smart !!!!!

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by ziggysocki

A woman I met when I was selling cars at Nissan who I kinda made friends with practically let me move in with her, when I said "I may have to use your spare bedroom for a while", well she is an idiot and felt sorry for me and let me.

I have been at her house for one week and I only have a part time job, and no money in the bank... hell I'm not even looking for a job.

Why would I be pounding the pavement everyday looking for something and start looking to move, when she doesn't make me pay a damn dime? She mentions something everyday about me needing to find a better job and blah, blah, blah.... haha dumb bitch!

I am gonna milk this old bitch for as long as she is stupid enough to let me.

Haahahaha, oh, the only downside to the situation; the old hag won't get me any damn orange juice in the morning... But I make it up by stealing her smokes.

I bet your father is proud of you and what a man you've grown up to be.