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08-17-2017, 08:22 PM | #3 |
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08-17-2017, 08:23 PM | #4 |
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
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08-17-2017, 08:24 PM | #5 |
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08-17-2017, 08:28 PM | #7 |
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08-17-2017, 08:29 PM | #8 |
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I know it's funny what was odds of same joke? Great minds think alike
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08-17-2017, 08:34 PM | #10 |
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or "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
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