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Old 04-11-2017, 06:32 PM   Topic Starter
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Well, I Just Fount Something that Freaks me out more than Clowns
I've been letting the beard grow for a little while and the lady decided it was time for a trim. She took me to an old school barber for a hair cut and a shave.

Did anyone ever get and old school straight razor shave where another guy is shaving you? I felt like I was about to be whacked Goodfellas style. I stood up and wiped the shaving cream off my face and left right in the middle.

What if that dude shad a quick sneeze and cut your throat open? I'm definitely not a fan of getting shaved by a man with a straight razor. Stupid thread but venting.
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Old 04-11-2017, 06:42 PM   #2
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Old 04-11-2017, 06:58 PM   #3
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Wow, what a puss. you watch too much TV er sumpthin!
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:08 PM   #4
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Wow, what a puss. you watch too much TV er sumpthin!
Let me shave you with a straight razor with your neck stretched out out like a hogs weenie. You're one sneeze away from getting a juggler cut open.

Best part is me and my wife are in separate rooms avoiding each other and I have half a neck beard. Ya know what, I'm not shaving till the morning just to piss her off more.
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Old 04-11-2017, 08:33 PM   #5
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Let me shave you with a straight razor with your neck stretched out out like a hogs weenie. You're one sneeze away from getting a juggler cut open.

Best part is me and my wife are in separate rooms avoiding each other and I have half a neck beard. Ya know what, I'm not shaving till the morning just to piss her off more.
Nobody likes jugglers. Cut away.
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Old 04-11-2017, 08:50 PM   #6
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Old 04-11-2017, 09:13 PM   #7
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Old 04-12-2017, 03:05 AM   #8
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:11 PM   #9
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Yeah, it was odd, but actually pretty terrific. I was in my 20s and had just moved into a new area. Needed a haircut, and as I was in law school at the time, I wasn't exactly shaving every day. Went into a barber shop and he was old school. Didn't even ask for it or expect it, but suddenly the chair went back, the hot towels came out along with the shaving cream and the straight edge.

And yes, you do have that moment of "holy crap, my life is literally in this guy's hands", but it was a very close shave and the hot towels were nice.

I survived and lived to tell the tale.
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:16 PM   #10
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Yeah, it was odd, but actually pretty terrific. I was in my 20s and had just moved into a new area. Needed a haircut, and as I was in law school at the time, I wasn't exactly shaving every day. Went into a barber shop and he was old school. Didn't even ask for it or expect it, but suddenly the chair went back, the hot towels came out along with the shaving cream and the straight edge.

And yes, you do have that moment of "holy crap, my life is literally in this guy's hands", but it was a very close shave and the hot towels were nice.

I survived and lived to tell the tale.

Bleah, I almost had a panic attack for the first time in 20 years. **** that.
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:45 PM   #11
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Bleah, I almost had a panic attack for the first time in 20 years. **** that.
Oh you poor baby.

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Side note, sneezing isn't enough to cut into the juggler, let alone the jugular.
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Well played......

Otter's wife will probably have to pry him off the ceiling after he sees that.
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That has about as much happening as me eating out Rosie O'Dnellel. Jerk!
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