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07-26-2013, 08:12 PM | Topic Starter |
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If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?
Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.
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07-26-2013, 08:13 PM | #2 |
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07-26-2013, 08:14 PM | #3 |
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07-26-2013, 08:15 PM | #4 |
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07-26-2013, 08:14 PM | #5 |
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Done !
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07-26-2013, 08:14 PM | #6 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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07-26-2013, 08:16 PM | #7 |
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07-26-2013, 08:19 PM | #8 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Pineapple and celery is supposed to help with the taste.
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07-26-2013, 08:21 PM | #9 |
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07-26-2013, 08:15 PM | #10 |
I'll be back.
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This is it. Shut down Chiefsplanet.
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07-26-2013, 08:15 PM | #11 |
pie is never free
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Sounds great on paper, but i just cant see myself taking a shot in the mouth... even if its my own.
I wont kiss on girls who've just blown me, so no. |
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07-26-2013, 08:17 PM | #13 |
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this me reminds me of the Episode of Workaholics where they follow a co-worker home to spy on him, only to discover he pleasures himself orally
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07-26-2013, 08:18 PM | #14 |
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does not sound appealing
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07-26-2013, 08:21 PM | #15 |
Stay down bitch!
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You can tell it's Friday night on Chiefsplanet by the sexual frustration in posts like this one.
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